YES!! YES YES YWS THEY ARE SO BARTY AND DORCAS IM GONNA DIE

PLSSS reblog this with a picture if you actually do it

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

As a Brazilian person who lives in Brazil I felt like it was my duty to put this on my wall, now I just need the green and red window shutters (I desperately need a job and a life)

Being in the marauders fandom is so crazy to me bc i wanna talk about it but i cant do that whenever i want.

Like one of those "say a quote from your fav character and ill guess who It is" except i cant actually do that bc i would have to comment something like "you're hesitating, love"

big fan of being cared about

I just printed this to put on my door, do the same and we will be samesies (ik i dont even know you but still)

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

You, me and @im-a-not-so-sirius-star will have the exact same poster, we are practically sibilings already!

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

Thanks for tagging me!! <3

1. A cat so I could play with my baby in cat form, imagine being able to play with ur cat as a cat yourself? Pretty cool

2. Usually I go for the same pair of jeans, my bowie shirt and a cap 🧢 (I dress like a middle age divorced dad)

3. Maybe a vampire but idk, when I was a kid I wanted to be a mermaid but im terrified of the water, so it wouldn't really work

4. I dont have one I think, I actually have been struggling with finding my style again while being a broke trans guy with no way to buy new things ksjdkjsjwjs

5. I dont really drink milk ig

6. Cereal, but I dont really eat Cereal either lol

7. Ik this is overused and everyone says that but syringe with air in between their toes, the air will go up to their heart through their vains and it'll give them a heart attack if done correctly

Tags: @hauntedlacrimosa @forensic-b1tch-aiden @my-castles-crumbling @daddysclownboy

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

Tonight i had a dream that some bitch burned my boyfriend with a cigarette but i couldnt beat her ass because she was way to strong and her whole family wanted to beat MY ass, so i went to BARTY and JAMES for help, the very first thing Barty asked me when i said i needed help was "who are we killing?" and honestly it was the best dream ive ever had

Applying random stuff me or people around me said in marauders quotes²

*after a whole day in hogsmead*

Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn

James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food

Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner

James: no it cant

Remus: ur right

James: thank you!

Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack

James: guys nO-