If It Helps, I Also Love Him

*after james's bday party at the common room*

Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed

Remus: sorry guys

Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

Remus after hearing a song in public: oh nice, i know how to play this in the acoustic guitar

Sirius: i wouldn't know, you never played for me

Remus: ?? Yes i did, that day at my parents house

Sirius: sure but you never serenaded me, you never went outside my window at night and played a beautiful song just for me

Remus: ...we live together, we share a room

Sirius: and would it hurt to go outside and pretend we dont??

hey man i was digging through your closet and found a picture of the kid you used to be. yeah the one who loved others like it was the air they breathed. do you miss them? do you want the evidence to show others of the person you used to be? to prove you werent always like this?

No idea lils, i havent even figured out whos that

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Sirius: I’m going to solve all my problems.

Remus: How?

Sirius: By ignoring them.

Remus: That’s... not a solution.

Too much inspiration/ideas to write, not enough time to write anything

So, if i hypothetically were to write a jegulus au fanfic (with wolfstar and dorlene background obviously) where Regulus goes to the cemetery every afternoon/night to be alone and one day, he sees a spirit (James), they start talking and Regulus grows fond of him because even if hes dead, hes one of the only friends he has, would y'all read it?

NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME

Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.

Being with someone who likes me is so weird because like… you like me? Why? You're sure you didn't fall on your head and get a concussion? Sit down, let me check your temperature. You must be getting sick.

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*all of them trying to get to the movie theater while being high as a kite*

James: okay guys, enough fucking around, we are late as shit

Remus: yea, lets walk faster!

*sirius passes by, sprinting like his life depends on it*

Remus: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!