To Everyone Wanting To Do Barbenheimer Double Features I Want To Say Please Don’t Think You Can Watch

rip will herondale you would’ve loved polyamory and gay marriage

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

can we please please please learn to differentiate between things that are good but devalued because of their association with women (caring for children, being compassionate), things that are neutral but seen negatively because of their association with women (the colour pink, having long hair), and things that are bad but associated with women because of misogyny (being materialistic, being stupid) because otherwise we’re gonna keep getting takes like “being gender nonconforming is anti feminist” and “not studying for your classes is feminist”

me coming up with background stories for random strangers i see on the street

all gay people know is [i could love someone even if i, you know, wasn't paid for it. i love you, and you don't pay me.] [you're in a car with a beautiful boy and he won't tell you that he loves you, but he loves you] [there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin] [not to me. not if it's you] [you go too fast for me crowley] [you dreamt of me? i thought of you]

why did we ever invent magnifying mirrors. i know for certain the reason i was put on this earth was not to agonize over every imperfection, every red spot, every pimple and hair follicle, but this is what my evenings have become

really wish i could be normal about any piece of media i enjoy and not terribly parasocial and utterly consumed by it to the point that i feel it in my dna

dear black women:

you are allowed to be soft, delicate and dependent. allow yourself to receive and be taken care of. you are worth it.

If I were famous I would remain closeted exclusively so people could speculate on my sexuality. I want to get somebody canceled on Twitter for asking whether or not I the faggiest person alive is gay.