Not Arguing W A Dude That Has Big Brown Eyes. Whatever U Say Beautiful

my friends keep asking me if i’m ‘okay’ like? you follow me on spotify?? the answer’s obvious.

"proship" well i'm pro running you over with my car

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

wednesday’s so whipped for enid it’s comical like. “go apologize to thing” fine. “this crime board is gross i don’t want it in our room” yes ma’am. “you have to wear this goofy ass cat costume” give me the ears. “let’s wear our snoods!” whatever you want cara mia

lady macbeth: my husband (derogatory)

actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.

so so so scared that one day i’m going to have grown apart from the people i love most in the world right now and they’re just going to be strangers that i never forgot

denial4denial now on abc

dichotomy? more like dyke hot 2 me #feminism

not now kitten mommy’s about to become an academic victim because of exams