Artemis Is One Of The Best Characters Ever Created I Think. She Likes To Feel Like A Cobb Salad When

crowley and aziraphale being shocked every time someone goes ‘how long have you been together’ like crowley doesn’t call aziraphale angel, despite him not being one anymore like they don’t live in soho, the historic heart of london’s gay village, like they haven’t been in love for centuries, even longer

can we please please please learn to differentiate between things that are good but devalued because of their association with women (caring for children, being compassionate), things that are neutral but seen negatively because of their association with women (the colour pink, having long hair), and things that are bad but associated with women because of misogyny (being materialistic, being stupid) because otherwise we’re gonna keep getting takes like “being gender nonconforming is anti feminist” and “not studying for your classes is feminist”

when I block people it's because they're annoying and I can't hire someone to kill them. when people block me though it's because they're obsessed with me and they needed to block me or else they'd jerk off to how funny I am for the rest of time

Wally came up with this, makes us do it at every reunion.

me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day and nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing

babygirl i can romanticize toxic behaviors you can't even imagine

leaked script for the falcon and the winter solider (2021):

do you think buck called eddie