Take A Shot For Every Tv Show I Started Watching Because I Thought The Popular Gay Ship Was Canon Only

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

isn’t is so funny how i’m in love with you. lol. i would lay up my life for you bro isn’t that hilarious there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for you lmao

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

i made this tumblr post almost three years ago and i think it’s very sweet that it’s their birthday today when this is getting notes again :)

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

butch wolverine if you can hear me 🙌🏽 save me butch wolverine 🙌🏽 butch wolverine save me 🙌🏽

yes spotify wrapped is here. no i will not be disclosing it. thank you for your consideration.

normalize romanticize unionize

i love how every time i look up at the night sky i’ll see one bright star at first and then i’ll see tens of them and i just imagine how reassuring the light in the distance must’ve been, back when that’s what they used to navigate

the feminine urge to defend unlikeable female characters on the internet with my life

of course wally made a dance for him charley and rhonda in all the years they were dead and bored and needing things to do. of course they have a whole number choreographed and memorised and ready to bust out for any given dramatic montage. of course they do