Eastern Coral Snake (Micrurus Fulvius), Family Elapidae, Everglades, Southern FL, USA

"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

happy wednesday

Western Hognose Snake (Heterodon n. nasicus) and a Central Plains Milksnake (Lampropeltis triangulum gentilis), both family Colubridae, CO, USA

photograph by Matthias Lemm

every time I draw jack and he turns out nicelooking it pisses me off lowk like I am so nice and kind to him and he does Not deserve it

round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?

ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️

sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮

Fugcking fisgh

I better not catch any Trump voters calling themselves nature lovers

Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

seeing people posting purple isopods like . They don't know

Purple roly poly

@coconutsandchlorine