See Me Personally, I Think Alana Should Get To Beat The Shit Out Of Hannibal With Hammers But Maybe That's

you better start believing in bathrooms son... you're in one

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

truly do appreciate that this essentially just means "throw me to the ants and i'll come back pregnant"

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

okay so like i know that koleniko is a pufferfish but haven't we all wanted to try fugu..... and also i could make a case for him having at least SOME urchin influence and getting some uni . we won't speak about where we're gonna get it from

which dutchman crew member would taste the best on a sushi platter ?

(this is not a sexual post)

walk cycle test (I need to bleed out in a patch of snow)

Can we talk about how this was literally just sparrington powerplay for a second

Deleted scene (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, 2006).

let's :V with mama

Learning Lessons

reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

elizabeth is so hot she deserves two boyfriends