I Should Probably Start Posting Here Again Huh

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Imagine if Summer and Morty just use modern slang around Rick, who has no idea what the fuck any of it means, but he tries incorporating it into use anyway.

C-137 Rick to Prime: well ya know what? You're basic!!

Prime: ????

C-137 Rick: it's an insult. It's devastating.

C-137: you're devastated right now.

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Evil Morty, revealing his master plan.

C-137 Rick: He's spilling the coffee!

Morty: it's spilling the tea, Rick.

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Rick: I can't believe BirdPerson ditched me to hang with his daughter!

Rick: I'm shoken!

Summer, not looking up from her phone: it's shoketh, Grandpa Rick.

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Rick, watching some shit on intergalactic cable: this is my Roman Empire.

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Bonus points if Summer and Morty hate it, because Rick always uses it wrong and he 100% only does it around them to fuck with them

this show is gonna be the fucking death of me

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gym bros undereat and call it a cut and nobody bats an eye, i undereat and society.. society says i have an ed

۫ 新月 ℳ𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗋 𝖽𝖾 𝗅𝗎𝗇𝖾 . ࣪

᭨ ⃟⃜ ུ۪𔓕 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝗇’𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍, 🌑ᛝৣ ۬۟

ᭊ⬤ᰯ 𝖻𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 ִ ◞ ۫

like or rt if u save, pls.