Processed This As Every Single Person As In Every Person Without A Date And I Was So Confused

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

“I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes me dream.”

— Vincent van Gogh

Even nueter people find themselves being forced into either male or female perception, it's quite striking when you find yourself doing that and assigning them something that isn't entirely grounded with the real world vs what we have been taught.

miserable that there is no way 2 avoid being treated as either a man or woman

YOU GUYS

answer me this:

swamp goblin, good yes?

and you want to be like swamp goblin?

yes?

good

now answer me this:

does swamp goblin care about looks?

NO!

swamp goblin cares about shiny thing okay?

so focus on shiny thing!

GASP

My wunsoc(ks) are done!

"you wear fine things well"

crying, screaming, shitting my pants, projectile vomiting, ripping my face off, violently convulsing, punching holes through my tv, ripping the carpet out. shaving my head, Tattooing "live laugh love" on my ankle, becoming a salesman, pitching you a life insurance scam for 40 minutes on the phone, you agree because im charming, it was a ploy, i needed the money for a time machine, i travel to the 18th century, i slap stede bonnet in the face.

I want brown eyes so fucking bad OH MY GODDDD I would look like a goddess like goddam

i just know they held this joke in for 8 seasons

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

i just dont understand how people can be so mean and uncaring. how does it not eat you up inside?