Writing tip!
Make sure that dialogue is understood and not misread! Many things we say on a daily basis could easily mean something else! Unless your trying to be vague and cause a misunderstanding, double check that people understand what your writing. Ive had many times where people become confused because of these things!
Tip is over. Go home.
Glass is spiky
Fuck this shit Imma eat a jar
one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.
Tumblr is the one site where I am HEAVILY confused at what the formalities are. I know that there is some form of etiquette on this site yet after a year or two of being here I have no fucking idea
Time to play my favorite game!
Did I put it away properly and it’s just buried under other things in its respective storage or is it still lying around somewhere- oh wait it’s in my pocket
“What do you need?”
“A hug.”
“I was talking to the dog”
“Oh……”
"Oh doomed yuri is great! I love doomed yuri soooo much! Hey, you should read some doomed yuri!" You know what I love? Joy, whimsy, feeling happy for the day you god damned masochists
You know, I always would get angry at characters for mistreating the comic relief (forgetting, underestimating, or generally treating them like they’re idiots) and the show gives them no consequences! Now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s because I’m the comic relief.
Fun fact!
If someone asks you “How many bodies do you think you could bury there?” you should not start counting.
You also shouldn’t follow up by giving an exact number.
If you, somehow, were able to do both of those, you shouldn’t end with “Of course, you’d be able to fit more if you dismembered them, tell-tale heart style.”