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good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

I feel like every artist must put their own personal take on this meme

her brother is literally a cop

there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever

here is a Scolopendra mutilans lapping up mango juice from a spoon

while giant centipedes are mostly predators that feed on insects and small vertebrates, they may occasionally enjoy a sweet fruit treat! several species have been seen eating fruit in the wild, and pet centipedes seem to enjoy it now and then.

eds? erectile dysfunction syndrome?

Okay, I know I acted silly about this, but the fact that there is 1 singular year round roller skating rink in the city of Philadelphia home to 1.6 million people is kinda fucking horrifying when you think about the broader implications of it.

[grating a little bit of my pasta cheese into an envelope and sealing it with a kiss]

this ones for you chrissy

[miming the d length with my hands] okay so like how big? just tell me when to stop

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WHAT ARE YOU THE FUCKING TARDIS?