The Gang Gets Snacks

I'm like a pregnant lady *smokers cough*

Black-headed Centipede-Eater (Aparallactus capensis) EAT A TASTY CENTIPEDE!!!, family Atractaspididae, South Africa

Venomous.

Photograph by Johan Marais

aka Cape Centipede-Eater, South Africa

photograph by suncana

I went to big cigarette and everyone knew you

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

sometimes I forget I can like,,, draw stuff? anyway I quit smoking so YIPPEE

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”

I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.

It’s not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.

Abolish Tesla.

inspired by glorioustragedykid !