His Crotch Is The Veiw ;)

I know it’s a guardian and all, but I saw this and my mind went “AMGRY CRAB”

Holymoly what is that !?

No problem bro,

I have a new fluffy dnf fic out now and think you guys would enjoy?: [Your the best thing I know]

Dream is new to Brighton and (literally) runs into a certain local British man. He offers to show Dream around the city and off they go.

I also created a Spotify playlist to go with it so check that out as well. Just some soft love songs good for any fluffy fic inspiration or read you come across.

Special thanks to @deafeningdreamerthing and @justalittlecorrupted for the song recommendations.

Oh god this is who I am now, I’m another au writing on tumblr god no. I meant for this to be an art blog but I never draw anytHING

10 second motivation

me: “i should stop letting kpop and irrelevant things ruin my life and focus on what’s important-”

me 2 sec later:

Loki discribed in one sentence

“You’re going to die for real one of these days and no one is going to believe it because you’ve already faked your death four times.”

I can’t tell if I’m worse or better. I just have 3 hobbies I switch between. Drawing and writing. We don’t talk about painting, that’s been dead since last year.

On to the next hobby...

Apparently I’m the oblivious one. I saw this on 3 separate occasions before seeing the rings.

days 1 & 2: destiny/realization

after an awkward conversation about facial scars and glowing marks, there were… other questions that needed answering.

(I don’t think I’ll have the time to finish all of @klanceweek, but I really wanted to at least do one comic because I miss these two!)

Travelers are space orcs, part 2

Electric boogaloo.

- Aether will sometimes turn into amber and use baron bunny as a pillow.

- Ability to clone small stuff, (aka the investagte option). He’ll just touch a cabbage or something, then discreetly put a second cabbage back into his pocket. Loves books, figures out everything by reading. Will clone any book he finds and keep it. Reads them all, no matter what.

- Each planet has its own language. Half the time he spent with Paimon before they went to Mondstat was just him learning the language, he picked it up quickly though. Struggles not to laugh every time the word ‘fatui’ comes up, (Fatui means stupid in his language) because he naturally translates the word in his head, all he can think of is “The stupid are up to no good” “There’s the stupid forces” and “I am the eleventh stupid harbinger”. (Look it up, it’s actually real but I forget for which language).

- The first time he met scaramouche, he died laughing as soon as the thought “Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango” came to his head. Scaramouche immediately knew he was laughing at his name, and- pissed off, used his attack. Which made Aether laugh 100% harder because he’s an ELECTRO ELEMENT.

- Can see item stats. A lot of people disregard the common trinkets found in chests because of how many there are, but Aether can see the attack, defense, energy, etc stats on each item and will keep all of them. Which is part of the reason he’s such a good fighter. The stats apply to everyone, but nobody notices their magical effect because every single one found is level 0. He uses mora and other artifacts to make them stronger so the stats actually make a difference.

- Everyone writes the Traveler as Broke AF, but the reality is that they have stacks of mora, they just use it for upgrading stuff. Once they slow down on that, they’re practically rich.

- There’s probably a time when Amber asked for tips on fighting but Aether just came back and handed her a fancy flower and feather. While pretty, she didn’t see the attack merit in it... until she hit a hilichurl and it died INSTANTLY.

- Pocket space is infinite. Aether has no bag, but just pulls everything out of thin air. All the dishes he cooks stay fresh in the pocket space too, which is good because Paimon will eat anything but is somehow still picky.

- Sucrose has actually noticed whenever someone asked for something from the traveler, they usually have it on them. She asked Aether about this, and for a while Aether had to be careful with pulling stuff out of thin air.

- Can’t age. Aether was asleep, for at minimum, 500 years, probably through the entire archon war maybe. Everyone thinks he’s around 15 to 16, but in reality it’s more like 1500 tbh.

- Know’s information about all of his forms. The more he uses them, the more stuff he knows about them, which he knows would unnerve some people so he just sticks to somehow knowing everyone’s birthday while subtly trying to nudge people’s emotional issues in the right direction. Is sure to compliment sucrose with her work, gave Bennett bandages to hold onto, and does his best to convince Barbara that her hard work is enough.

- Although, knowing people’s birthdays does come in handy. Most of the time he just finds an anonymous gift or bakes something delicious and leaves it on their doorstep. But for Albedo’s birthday he had an idea more... practical. Baby seelies will follow anyone around, and make for quite good pets since they don’t need to eat. So when Aether found a bunch of baby swarming seelies, he asked if any of them would like to come back to help his friend out with his research on dragonspire.

- They all agreed. This, lead Aether to have a birthday box full of baby seelies that crammed themselves in there and were vibrating from excitement. He only wanted one or two, but all eight wanted to come. And as it turned out, everyone forgot Albedo’s birthday, including albedo himself because he preferred to be doing research or tests.

- This led to a hilarious situation of Aether, leaving a present that was rapidly vibrating, on Albedo’s desk. Terrifying. They had to call in Jean, Kaeya, Lisa, AND KLEE to make sure they’d be able to defuse whatever was inside. Imagine the shock in the room when instead of a bomb or angry slime, there were a bunch of tiny seelies!

- Yes I have nothing better to do, why do you ask?

- Aether... is not a lightweight. Everyone imagines since the travler is new to alcohol, they’d be a lightweight, but venti was able to handle nearly 37 glasses of wine before getting drunk. Combined with how fast Aether can go from full to starving again, his system probably doesn’t even register the alcohol.

- Once, in an attempt to get him drunk, someone started buying him stuff they claimed wasn’t alcoholic. Nothing malicious, just some adventurers wanted to see him get tipsy. By the time Diluc noticed AETHER was the one getting the alcohol, they all were too fascinated to get him to stop. He out drank all of them without knowing and was still sober as a stone.

- Doesn’t die. Aether doesn’t actually feel pain until his hp is at 0. Once he’s “dead” his body will automatically withdraw from the fight, teleporting him somewhere. Although it looks really freaky to anyone else because it looks like he just collapsed and then dissapered. Dying is mildly painful, but Aether doesn’t really mind. It’s mostly a mild inconvenience to be honest.

I have a LOT of reading to do

Masterlist!

Hello everyone, my name is Naomi!! This is where you can find everything I’ve written! Requests are currently open!!

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Pokémon Sword and Shield:

Leon:

Series: The Broken Traveller (Chapter 1) (Chapter 2)

How They Declare Their Love - Leon + Raihan

First Kiss Headcannons - Leon + Raihan *contains spoilers

Leon Taking care of S/O After a bad day

Robber Shenanigans - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Their S/O Beating a Salty Trainer - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Their S/O Comforting Them + Gingerbread Houses - Leon + Raihan

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers + Raihan

Leon w/ a Villain S/O

S/O Being Rushed to the Hospital After the Fight w/ Eternatus - Leon + Raihan

Hop:

Date Headcannons

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Raihan:

How They Declare Their Love - Leon + Raihan

Someone Catching his Attention (Part 2)

First Kiss Headcannons - Leon + Raihan *contains spoilers

Raihan being possessive over S/O

Robber Shenanigans - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Not Seeing His S/O For a While

Reaction to a Low Self-Esteem S/O

Reaction to Their S/O Beating a Salty Trainer - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to a Reader Who Has Been the Champion of Every Region

Reaction to Their S/O Comforting Them + Gingerbread Houses - Leon + Raihan

Protective Raihan w/ Shy S/O

Sister Reader Headcannons

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers + Raihan

Raihan with a Crush who’s Sarcastic w/ a lot of tattoos

Raihan Proposing to his S/O

Raihan w/ S/O who Brings Home a Gible Egg

S/O Being Rushed to the Hospital After the Fight w/ Eternatus - Leon + Raihan

S/O with Protective Arcanine

Milo:

Reaction to a Taller S/O

First Kiss Headcannons

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Trainshipping:

Victor Wants to Hold Hands

Allister:

Reader who Treats Allister as a Little Brother

Kabu

Being a Father Figure to Gym Challengers

Piers

Sibling Headcannons - Marnie + Piers

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers+Raihan

Marnie

Sibling Headcannons - Marnie + Piers

Bede

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Nessa

Relationship Headcannons

Sonia

Relationship Headcannons

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Pokémon Sun and Moon:

Lillie

Travelling to Galar for the First Time w/ S/O

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Pokémon Black and White:

Grimsley

Relationship Headcannons

If you think too hard about it, age of calamity is pretty fucking confusing. But I think my favorite part of it is that the 4 champion successors just jumped into the portals without any clue what they were doing and DID NOT question it. Especially Teba who had literally NO idea who or what Revali was doing and just went a’ight.

Saki, looking at the portal in the middle of their house and the rito fighting through it: Honey? What is that?

Teba, already strapping on gear: No idea, wait here I’ll be back