Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
my first girlfriend turned into the moon🌕
sokka finally joins my ATLA series! you can view the rest of my atla series below⬇️
Zuko: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Katara: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Zuko: I don't have time for their problems.
Zuko: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Katara: I know, I was surprised too.
Zuko: I owe you one.
Katara: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
Katara: I feel like doing something stupid.
Zuko: I’m stupid, do me.
Zuko: What are you in the mood for?
Katara: World domination.
Zuko: That's a bit ambitious.
Katara: You are my world.
Zuko: Aww...
Katara:
Zuko:
Katara:
Zuko: OH.
Katara, trying to flirt with Zuko: I think both of our families suck.
hey you cute af swetcheeks
ew
Okay, guys, I’m an idiot. When I was a kid, I thought Zuko got shot in the stomach with lightening and was really confused about how he survived, but I was soooo wrong.
He survived because he DID redirect it. He catches it with his left hand
But he had to jump to catch it so he isn’t grounded. He has to try to direct lightening around his heart into his stomach while he’s falling.
And as soon as he hits the ground, he directs it out his right hand
I always wondered why his burn scar didn’t look any different before and after Katara healed him. Then I realized, the visible superficial burn wasn’t the issue. The whole time he was falling, he was trying to control lightening that was literally burning him from the inside out.
Damn, son, that’s fucking metal.
It's almost 2 a.m. my time and I am so upset right now, I could have added this really cool scene I just thought of into my Kingsman fic!
Imagine Roxy just being her awesome self but she breaks character for a minute because someone brought a dog to the party and she just has to go and at least say hello, maybe pet it a bit, and Merlin can't even be mad because my man freaking LOVES dogs
I need to do a thing at some point, ugh
every time i see discourse about pedohysteria amidst a trans genocide i think about that news article from 2016 about the mexican immigrant who voted for trump because trump said he’d get rid of all the “bad hombres” from mexico, only to be deported himself because it turns out what trump was really saying was that he wanted to deport all mexicans, not just “the bad ones”
not just him, but there were many other examples too, like white conservatives who have mexican immigrant friends and family or people in the community important to them who were mexican immigrants, and they voted for trump because they thought trump was just getting rid of “criminals”, and then they regret it when their families and communities get torn apart by deportations of their spouses, their friends, their favourite restaurant owners, etc.
anyways, i hope young queers, trans people esp, understand that when conservatives talk about “pedophiles” and “groomers”, they’re not talking about actual child abusers, they’re talking about all queer people. they’re talking about all trans people. it’s why in florida, they’re categorizing “drag” as a child sex crime, and making sex crimes against children punishable by death. they’re trying to execute every single trans person, and that’s just the rhetoric they’re using
so stop buying into the pedohysteria. it’s easy to think “well, i’m not a pedophile, so i’ll be safe” when you don’t realize that in the eyes of conservatives, every single queer person is a pedophile and deserves death, and contributing to their rhetoric by trying to figure out which trans woman is a pedophile is just accelerating your own march to the gallows
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
18+ Interactions ONLY Tat, 27, previous blog was lost so I'm starting anew! Welcome to my dungeon. I like many fandoms, I'm willing to talk to anyone, and my AO3 Account is PunkTheKat I posted my first fic, it's a Reggsy fic! Please check it out! Rules Fandoms
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