If You Have Not Drank Any Water Yet Today, This Is Your Daily Reminder That You Are So Cute. You're So

Meeting someone beautiful and they reveal the beauty in me too

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

Packing the makeup on so they can’t see how dead my face looks.

"The light shines even though the star is gone"

"joke"

It's my birthday! I wanna nap 😭

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

Me and her lowkey

Jambound fanart huh,, I couldn't resist fghfgjhgfjh

I just realized it said "want ideas that won't get arrested" KYSSSSSSS DIEDIEDIEEE

It knows me too well... sigh

Man I really hate it when my brown eyes turn black 🥺🥺

HELP THE TIKTOK ABLEISTS ARE SAYING NARCS EYES CAN STRAIGHT UP GO BLACK⁉️⁉️⁉️

bro they think we're mythical fucking demons im done😭😭😭