Idk whether I pay attention to aether making a paper airplane or papa’s rambling x
Wow
What else can you say....except for wow? I dont think I need to say anything here. I didn't even read the whole post nor do I want. This is so...blatantly racist and biphobic....just.....wow. What else can I say?
You dug your own grave. Lie in it. Heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon, everyone.
Dancing Cumulus compilation‼ She's adorable 😫💞
*The Golden trio got pranked to be covered by slime by some random Slytherin’s*
Ron, picking slime off his robe: I hate these new guys, they’re worse then Malfoy.
Hermione, trying to brush it out of her hair: I know, it actually makes me kinda miss him.
Harry, wiping the slime off his glasses: Yeah, where even is he? He normally bothers us by now.
Draco, popping out of nowhere: WELL WELL, IF IT ISNT HOGWARTS LOCAL LOSE-*insult dies out as he noticed the slime on them.
Draco, confused: Have I gotten to you guys already? *checks watch* It’s only 10AM, there is no way I’ve gotten to you three yet.
Harry: It wasn’t you, it was some other Slytherin.
Draco: Oh. I didn’t know we did that.
Harry: What?
Draco, rushing his words: Is this payback because I hexed Longbottom, I swear it didn’t mean anything. He just happened to be there and I was frustrated because Flitwick failed me and-
Golden trio, look at eachother confused: ummm…
Draco, actually hurt: I just really thought our relationship meant more than that.
Ron: We didn’t choose for them to torment us.
Draco, understanding: Ahh, I get. Who exactly did this to you three?
Hermione: *whispers their names into Draco’s ear*
Draco, nods in understanding: Thank you, I guess I’ll see you guys later.*begins to walk away*
Harry, yells after him: AREN’T YOU GONNA INSULT US?
Draco, solemnly: You know, I’m not really feeling it today.
Hermione: He sounds really sad.
Harry & Ron: Yeah, I kinda feel bad.
*Later in the Great Hall*
Draco, standing on top of the Slytherin table: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ONE OF YOU *indicating to all the Slytherin’s* ASSHOLES, THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO PICK ON THE SO CALLED “GOLDEN TRIO” AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IM THEIR BULLY AND I HAVE BEEN THEIR BULLY FOR 4 YEARS, GET WITH THE SYSTEM. ANYONE WHO TRIES THAT SHIT AGAIN, IS GONNA MEET MY FATHER AND THE END OF MY WAND. AM I UNDERSTOOD!!
Everyone: *silence*
Draco, sits back down: Good, enjoy your meal.
Mcgonagall, to Snape: I’m not sure if I should be happy or not.
Snape: I assure you, this is a good thing.
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