me: I think it’s important to understand that our favorite characters aren’t perfect and we should accept that they have flaws in order to relate to them more
someone: points out a flaw in my favorite character
me: what the fuck did u just say
studies show that i am a fucking idiot
not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers
…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour
im alive but only ironically
what the fuck is happening malec are on the train and suddenly people in front of them start pole dancing and drumming and performing the “butt song” i’m screaming how is this a real book
Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down
Matthew Daddario photographed by Joupin Ghamsari for 1883 Magazine
you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
ao3: and they were roommates
me: oh my god they were roommates