Employer: So What Would You Say Is Your Biggest Weakness?

OTP: *is fighting* OTP 1 or 2: “IT’S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!” Me:

bastille - send them off

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SO FUCKING REAL

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

when your boyfriend’s parents think their son is gonna marry a woman to defend the family’s honor