Wizard Babies Be On Their Orb Watching Cocomerlin

SHARP OBJECTS ✂︎ episode 1, vanish.

This cracks me up. The silent beat as he stares ahead, realizing he just got himself into deep shit before slamming his gloves to the ground.

eleanor guthrie truly character of all time. she's awful. she's a pirate, she's not quite a pirate because it occasionally suits her to be an englishwoman instead. her daddy issues nearly destroyed nassau. she made one of the most feared pirates on the seas crawl at her feet but also did such a number on him that he killed her real father. she made another of the most feared pirates on the seas into the dad who stepped up but only after having some weird sexual tension with him. her lesbian situationship reverberated through the whole narrative so bad that the core relationship semi-quoted her breakup. she's dead. she comp hetted her way into her own doom. she's shiv roy for the high seas. jack rackham said she was mother. anne bonny called her a cunt. she was even bisexual.

LITTLE WOMEN dir. Greta Gerwig (2019)

wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

Grace Roberts as Christine Daae, the Phantom of the Opera World Tour, 2024

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

M*A*S*H 3x16 - Bulletin Board

the faw I just guffed