Deathrace2000 - Artifice!

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

Samurai Cop (1991) dir. Amir Shervan Miami Connection (1987) dir. Woo-sang Park & Y.K. Kim New York Ninja (1984*) dir. John Liu & Kurtis M. Spieler

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

hi i just got back from the captains office he says mutiny is okay just this once. no you dont need to ask him hes very busy actually thats why he told me to tell you. yeah he said its okay. and sodomy too

they didn’t let ewan mcgregor sing or get his cock out in any of the star wars prequels, two of his favorite things. that’s like when people keep bettas in those tiny tanks. it’s inhumane.

This cracks me up. The silent beat as he stares ahead, realizing he just got himself into deep shit before slamming his gloves to the ground.

my iconic spider brooch