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Im obsessed with your permanent membership guaranteed ( i cant spell lmao) au but i have the need to tell you that i woke up laughing because i imagined All Might being stuck at like 12/14

omg. does he just look like a kid whenever he’s doing hero work??? like can he buff up or not?? is a literal toddler all might? and everyone knows and is just like,, yeah we like our 50 year old child number one hero as he is. endeavor’s PISSED because this overly strong kid cannot be beaten,

or does he just look like regular all might when doing hero work but shrinks when he’s not. izuku meets all might only to realise that all might is more baby faced than him. as much as he admires all might he can’t take being called young man by a 12 year old seriously

oh god there’s a 12 year old in the staff room marking homework and all the UA teachers just have to accept this,,,,

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

I've talked a lot about how I wish we lived in a world where children weren't assigned a gender other than "child" at birth and are given a temporary name they can keep or change whenever they please as they age and they can decide based on their own life and upbringing what gender they feel like if any gender at all

And this is my perspective as an intersex person and an autistic person with a strong drive for autonomy

And I've gotten the weirdest pushback, as if this would ever actually happen. But the biggest critique I get is "well I WANT to have an assigned gender otherwise I wouldn't be who I am today" like yeah no shit, neither would I

Yall can't remove yourself from the bigger picture for a second and use your imaginations? Yall can't imagine a better system than the one we live under? The binary gender and sex system that harms and kills? The fact that it's not usually cis people who say this shit. Usually cis people just don't even understand how "child" could be a placeholder for a gender and don't engage in the convo lmao or just call me slurs and go away

Assigned genders hurt many people but yall straight up don't wanna hear intersex perspectives on what else we could be doing as humans

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

This is crazy