Posting Old Stuff

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

lin manuel miranda as a 3 year old would rap things like “Googoo Gaga mama I don’t mean to cause much drama but I’m under goin trauma from what’s underneath my bed, there’s a monster sized iguana and it smells like marijuana i know it’s fake but i don’t wanna see it messing with my head” or something

Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.

Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

Reblog to kill it faster

Ninjago Headcanons

Lloyd

Full name: Lloyd Garmadon

Height: 5’8

Eye color: Emerald

Hair color: Sunflower Blond

Piercings: Had some standard ones but he was allergic to the type of metal

Tattoos: Energy symbol in black in between his shoulder blades

Scars:

Sexuality: ?

Age: season 1 - 8 after the age up 14, season 11 - 18, but mentality 12

Age he meet Sensei Wu: 7

Random

Still loves candy. Will buy something every time they go to the store

Loves to watch Disney movie. Started the tradition of watch at least two a month

Sometimes will look to Cole for guidance

Knits when he gets stressed or overwhelmed

Has a little stuffed panda he sleeps with

Won't curse unless given permission first

Loves to pull pranks and has improved at it. No one is safe and is the reason that pranks are ban from inside the temple

Stain: is this your son? *holding Deku like long cat*

AM: Yes! Thank you for find-

Stain: I demand joint custody of this child, he relies too much on a power that breaks him, I can train him

AM: but...you are a Vi-

Stain: I'll stop being villain if you go out with me, but first, FEED THIS BOY, IT'S LIKE I'M HOLDING A COUPLE OF GRAPES!

AM: I KNOW!

Deku: (did...did I just get two dads?)

Stain would be a good dad 🥺❤️

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

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