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cherry picked some of the ninja's fates after i watched nya's whole water form episode. and i was like .man something about forgetting everything and being unknowingly confined to something technically against your will hits hard.
and THEN realized. man that kinda happens a lot.
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Millennial Battinson and Generation-Alpha Dick Grayson:
Bruce, trying to introduce a nine year old Dick Grayson to Nirvana, which is totally age-appropriate and not at all irresponsible: Music is important to me. It helps me express myself. Keeps the darkness within me from consuming my soul.
Dick: oh ye I like music too!!
Bruce: Hn. What do you li-
Dick, twirling around: ~We don't talk about Bruno, no no no~
Bruce: who is bruno
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Bruce, seeing that Dick is sad: Do you want to watch a movie?
Dick: Aladdin!!!
Bruce, grinning a little tiny bit: Okay. *puts on Aladdin (1992)*
Dick: This isn’t Aladdin, this is a cartoon.
Bruce: *short-circuits*
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Dick, leaning against Bruce as he works on a case: Can you get me a Pop-It?? Everyone at school has them!
Bruce: a what
Dick: A pop-it!! It's a fidget toy with little bubbles you can pop in and out! My teacher said I would probably like one.
Bruce: Okay? *hands Dick his credit card*
Dick, going on his iPad: Okay thankie!! I'm getting the unicorn.
Bruce, looking over Dick's shoulder: ...willyougetmeonetoo
Dick: Do you want a dino one?
Bruce, vibrating: yes
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Dick: Everyone at school has Pokémon cards except me :(
Bruce: *stands up, exits Batcave, returns ten minutes later with shoebox full of Pokémon cards*
Dick: 🤩
Bruce: Do not lose my first edition Charzard.
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Dick: Bruce you stink
Bruce: so do you
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Dick: What’s for dinner?
Bruce: Delivery. Alfred is busy.
Bruce and Dick, in tandem: Chicken tenders.
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Dick: *angery* >:-(
Bruce: What's wrong?
Dick: ...Everyone at school made Mother's Day cards and I had to do a coloring page instead.
Bruce: oh
Dick: >:-(
Bruce, shuffling, eyes fixed on the ground: Do you...want to go get ice cream? Alfred always got me ice cream on Mother's Day.
Dick: ...okay, Bruce. Let's go get ice cream.
Bruce: *grins, still not making eye contact*
Dick: And then we can watch Encanto again?
Bruce, who has every single line to that movie memorized and who has had the goddamned Bruno song stuck in his head for three (3) months: Sure. We can watch Encanto again.
11 pm idea that hit me one night (might have been done before but hey, here's my turn at the idea) Izuku is transported back into his Five year old self, and has the chance to do everything all over again; and makes things right this time...
But there are several problems getting in the way of saving everyone, namely that he's a quirkless five year old, that has none of his friends, allies or strength he had in his teens. All of them don't know he exist, plus half of them are toddlers. There's also a lot of stuff that won't happen until much later, not to mention he isn't sure how a lot of stuff came to be. He has no idea how Dabi survived were toga grew up, and Tomura has already killed his family four years prior and is living somewhere with All for One.
He knows won't get OFA until he's fifteen, and he's not even sure he might this time around. Because changing history means that All Might won't get injured and never have a reason to pass it on. Getting it when he's four would be impossible since he's young, and because people might not believe him when he say's he from the future, and can he blame them?
So after thinking over all the options, Izuku decides that if he can't be a hero, then he's going to be a villain...or at least pretend to be one so that he can stop the villains before they become huge threats. Basically Izuku decides to fight fire with fire, which he cranks up to 100 because he know a way to get a strong power that could go toe to toe with All for One and the person to go to get it from.
So Izuku sneaks into All for One doctors office and get's a hold of the replica of All for One quirk, with added hijinks. Now Izuku my have the replica nicely stored away in a glass tube, but he doesn't know how to acquire it... so he just decides to eat it because it worked the first time.
It's not meant to work like that, but for Izuku it does, after falling sick for like three days. Because eating a quirk wasn't the best idea. But who cares Izuku now got All for One, foresight on future events and his New villain career to kick off at the ripe old age of five.
And boy does he go off with a bang, by breaking Nagant out of Tartarus (Izuku needed a body guard, and Nagant was innocent), convincing hawks to run away from the HC (it was Nagant idea really) and recruiting the number two hero eldest son (Well Toya more recruited himself) among other things.
This unsurprisingly, this get's All for One's attention, but Izuku sure that he won't get caught because who would expect "quirkless five year old Deku" to the the next be up and coming villain? Apparently All for One, because the guy awkwardly walks in to his preschool one day, picks him up and is both quite shocked and amused to find this villain, that's been causing the Hero commission so much strife, is just a four year old boy.
Izuku thinks this might be the end, but instead of snipping of this bud before it grow, All for One decides he'll let Izuku keep doing what he's doing, because the whole things amusing. Except Izuku still "only a baby, not quite a big bad villain yet" so All for One will be "probably supervising" Izuku growth into villainy.
Izuku doesn't know weather to yell in joy at getting a one up on All for One or scream in anguish that now he's got the worst villain in the world making him his personal pet project.
Izuku decides to burn that bridge when he get's there.
I have more of this AU if anyone wants to know about it, but just baby toddler villain Izuku getting followed around by his older villain father, during his first errands. All dress up in his preschool uniform carry several books on "how to commit crimes and get away with it" well telling AFO to buzz off.
Forgot I never showed my poster designs for this pride month
I did this for uni