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Little acrobat Dick Grayson seeing his new lanky, 6’1 foster dad for the first time and immediately labeling him as Climbable TM:
He likes riding on his shoulders everywhere because it gives him a good view of the street.
Sometimes, he’ll ask for a piggy back ride, forget he needs to carry his own weight halfway through, and just dangle his feet while choking Battinson with his strong little arms until Bruce frantically taps out.
He’ll braid Bruce’s hair when he gets anxious in public. That leads to Battinson carrying around those colorful rubber ties in his pocket at all times.
Dick just forgoes asking Bruce to grab something, drags him to the right spot to stand, then climbs him like a monkey.
When Dick becomes Robin, he will “steer” Bruce using his bat ears while riding his shoulders. (“Just like Ratatouille! I’m the chef, and you’re the pasta guy.”)
Someone sees Bruce in public at one point from the front, wonders where his kid went cuz he was right there just a second ago? then Bruce turns 90 degrees, and there’s Dick clinging to his back like a cuddly little parasite.
This does not stop when Dick gets older. Bruce just gets stronger.
The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT
I’m not exactly happy with this but I think this is the best I can do. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this even if it’s not my best. To Hattafan2593, I’m really sorry for this taking so long but also if it isn’t what you hoped. Hopefully it isn’t too bad but it gave me quite a bit of trouble. Never the less, thanks sending in a request.
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Alya shook as she saw herself destroying Marinette’s sketchpad on video. She had just been trying to avenge Lila as Marinette had stolen her designs and Lila had been so upset by it. She had been in tears and Alya knew that she couldn’t let Marinette get away with stealing her designs. She thought Marinette would know better but apparently not. However, she had no idea that Lila had followed her in secret and filmed her. She had no idea that Lila would actually send the video to the group chat and claim that she had been shocked to see Alya do such a thing. She had no idea that she had outlived her usefulness to Lila. For the last few weeks, Alya had been acting more and more unhinged. She was constantly snapping at everyone and anyone because her blog was no longer popular. People had caught on that it was no longer the most useful blog about Ladybug and that it was basically tabloid trash, devoted to either fake interviews or trying to convince everyone that Ladynoir was the one true ship and that they were actually dating. Even someone as blind and dumb as Sabrina could see that Ladybug was dating the new Fox hero, not Chat Noir but Alya refused to admit she was wrong. It didn’t help that a new blog had turned up. As far as Alya was concerned, this new blog was stealing her views and likes. It didn’t occur to her that her viewers had gotten tired with her blog and she even blamed Marinette for it. She was convinced that Marinette was the owner of the blog. She wasn’t. Alya blinked as the messages began to come through, knocking her out of her thoughts.
Radbitsk8r: What the actual hell?! @Foxwivwifi why did you destroy Marinette’s work?!
Foxwivwifi: Because she deserved it! Lila was upset about Marinette stealing her designs! Right, @modelqueen?!
ModelQueen: I was upset that someone might have stolen them. I never said she actually had. I can’t believe you actually destroy her work!
Alya frowned at Lila’s response. She was sure Lila had claimed that Marinette had in fact stolen her designs but could it be she misheard her? No! She was certain that she had said Marinette had stolen her designs.
FoxwivWifi: No! You said you had seen her taking your designs!
ModelQueen: No, I said that I suspected that someone had taken my designs and that I happened to see Marinette near my locker! That is not the same as saying she stole from me!
Bubbleboy: Alya, that is not cool. I can understand taking a look at her sketchpad to see if she had taken Lila’s design but you can’t just destroy Marinette’s things. That is a crime and you have no real solid proof.
FoxwivWifi: But Lila said she had! I was just trying to avenge her!
ModelQueen: No, I didn’t!!
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