I Just Found Out That Grant Is In Town This Coming Weekend, He Sent L A Rather Dirty Text Message Last

We had a leaky roof and she said the guy who came around to have a look was very cute. On the day they came to do the actual repairs, she sent me a text similar to this and said I should keep an eye on our backyard security camera. This was quite a while ago now, she chickened out and got fully dressed before they came. I suspect she’d be a bit more bold these days, especially if I offered a bribe for the dare…

I saw this and copied all the questions to send to my wife, asking her if she would answer as many as she felt like. She must have been awake for a while last night and here are some answers she sent back to me (my added comments are in brackets). As always, I learnt something new, or am going to learn something new perhaps (I don’t have any recollection about a policeman’s Harley).

5. You already know the answer to this one. (She gave a guy from her high school a very quick blowjob - he came nearly instantly - when she was 16. She says she got off to a bit of a slow start by the way, compared to her best friend at least).

6. As above. (She first had sex with her first serious boyfriend on her 17th birthday, she was shit scared she would get pregnant!).

7. Having my back massaged.

8. Smelly guys, bad body odour.

9. Rub my back, and my ass.

10. I guess it was the time I sat on the policeman’s Harley.

11. You know this. My back, my butt, my feet.

12. I told you at the beach (I will write about it).

13. I didn’t know it until I tried it but yes, I do like having two hard dicks, you were right all along. Our foursome was fun too, maybe I should try again and tell you all about it?

14. I like it when you send me the dick of the day pics (something I do when I’m away with work and will do more of after our talks). I don’t mind it when guys send them to me either. I don’t want to send nudes of myself though, you know why (she is terrified of them getting out and/or being recognised).

16. Swallow but I do like the look on your face when you’re watching and I let some cum run out of my mouth.

17. No preference. Foreskins are fun to play with though.

18. With you, a bit of both. With Tom, sensual. With Grant definitely rough.

22. I love teasing you if that counts.

23. Until Grant, I would have said I don’t want anything bigger than you babe. Now, I can’t imagine liking bigger than him.

26. Girls - boobs, closely followed by nice butts. Guys - always arms.

27. I still owe you this one don’t I? (Louise had sex on a beach, during the day, with her first real boyfriend. She had sex in a car, in a very high risk place, with her ex before me).

32. Apart from having sex with other guys and telling my husband all about it?

34. See question 12.

35. See question 12.

36. Huh? (She needs some more education, LOL).

38. Maybe, see question 12.

39. You know I do, especially on my neck and my nipples.

43. Three. I will leave the next 5 questions to your imagination except to say I do. (Sigh, more tease).

49. Yes.

50. Giving.

51. Sucking someone’s dick at the same time.

52. I try my best don’t I?

62. Yes.

63. Love (naughty girl, she does too).

64. You tell me (so good that I still wonder if she didn’t practice a lot before she met me).

65. Sometimes.

66. (She didn’t answer but she is always fully shaved).

67. I like you trimmed. I like it when Tom is fully waxed.

68. You still hold the record babe (13).

78. I believe I do (more teasing).

Sexual Questions.

Feel free to ask I'll answer any

1. First kiss?

2. First time masturbating?

3. First sex toy?

4. First kink tried?

5. First time doing oral?

6. First time having sex?


-Turn Ons

7. Biggest turn on?

8. Biggest turn off?

9. Quickest way to get horny?

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11. Top 3 places to be touched?

12. Ultimate fantasy?

13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?


-Preferences

15. Sex or masturbation?

16. Spit or swallow?

17. Cut or uncut dicks?

18. Rough or sensual sex?

19. Oldest person you’d sleep with?

20. Loud or quiet partners?

21. How much foreplay do you like?

22. How much teasing do you like?

23. What is too big for you to take?

24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

25. How much kissing do you like during sex?

26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?


-Location

27. Would you have sex in public?

28. Last place you had sex?

29. Where would you most like to have sex?

30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?


-Kinks

32. What’s your biggest kink?

33. Are you okay with name calling in bed?

34. Would you do any BDSM?

35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

37. Do you like overstimulation?

38. Do you like having pain involved?

39. Do you like biting/being bitten?

40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

42. Have any roleplaying preferences?


-Masturbation

43. Do you own sex toys? How many?

44. What do you masturbate to?

45. How often do you masturbate?

46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

47. Do you masturbate with penetration?

48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?


-Oral

49. Do you enjoy giving oral?

50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

53. Can you deepthroat?


54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it?

55. What’s your breast size?

56. How often do you go braless?

57. Do you finger yourself?

58. How familiar are you with your g-spot?

59. Do you squirt?


-Sex

60. How often do you do unprotected sex?

61. How loud are you in bed?

62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

63. Do you like/dislike cum?

64. How good are you at dirty talk?

65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?


66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched?

67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair?

68. How many orgasms can you have in a day?

69. How many other people know your bra size?

70. What do you wear to bed?

71. Any funny sex stories?

72. What food if any would you use during sex?

73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

75. Do you often get horny in public?

76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?

78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

This was just a couple of months ago, sent to her new “friend” J. They were sending flirty texts about her all over suntan and he asked for photographic proof.

Unbelievable Pt 2

This is my third attempt at writing this little recount of what happened last Tuesday morning! My first and second attempts were really long and, in Louise’s words, had too much detail in them, especially given a lot was about other people. So, for the shorter version, I had a very interesting conversation, over a coffee, with Anna. I realised afterwards that she had been leading me down a path, with her questions and the story she slowly revealed. I think she was curious and, as it turned out, highly suspicious about something too.

It started about mid-morning, last Tuesday. I was out the front just doing a bit of watering when Anna pulled into their driveway. When she got out of the car she went to their mailbox and checked it, then looked back at me and said, “oh, hang on.”

Then she turned her back, lifted her t-shirt up a bit and wiggled her bum. She was wearing jeans so it was just a joke reference to the day before’s revealing little gesture. We both laughed and she continued the joke by asking if I was planning to go up on the roof again. Obviously, she was being a little flirty so I told her I might if it was going to be worth my while again.

“Well, Alan would really love that,” she replied, putting her hand over her mouth in a bit of a mock naughty girl way.

A playful conversation continued for a little longer before she said something like, ‘hey, do you feel like a coffee, I have a question for you?”

I accepted the invitation and followed her into their house. When we got inside she said she was going to change into something more comfortable and, at that moment, I honestly and actually believed it would be into something sexy and that she was looking to have sex with me. Fortunately, I got that very wrong, she came into their kitchen a few minutes later having just changed her jeans for a pair of shorts. I say fortunately because our understanding (mine and Louise’s) does not include any playing around on my behalf, it’s not what I want and Lou absolutely does not want to have anything to do with other women for me. I would not have cheated and I just got worried about how I would tell Anna no. It was worry for nothing though.

Cutting to the chase, over two coffees, lots of talking and questions, I found out a lot more about Anna and Alan. It turns out my naughty neighbours do a lot more than just a few sexy dares. It all started with some people who previously lived in the house we are in, their neighbours before us. Apparently they all got a little stoned one night and did some swapping. Then, not long after, another couple (who we know well) joined the four for quite an all in orgy. Again, being brief, since then Alan and Anna have done a fair bit of swinging and Anna has been with quite a few guys both with and without Alan there.

There’s one detail I do want to include, we have another Alan in our circle of friends, we call him Big Al, he must be about 6’4” tall I reckon, so the nickname fits well. Little did I know, until Anna told me, that there’s another very valid reason for him to be known by than name. Cutting to the chase, her revelation was about her Alan daring her to suck Big Al’s big dick and, then, how she ended up giving him a full on blowjob. Followed by much more on many occasions.

If I wasn’t wide eyed, with my chin on the floor, at some of the revelations, a couple of her questions had me pretty well stunned I guess. After a lot of conversation and questions, where she drew me out to admit that Louise and I had been involved in a threesome with another guy and, further, that I wasn’t an angry jealous kind of person, she asked what Louise and I think about Tom.

I probably should say, Alan and Anna’s kids go to the same school as ours went to. Anna’s best friend, the one she goes to Bali with (yes, I certainly have some questions to ask about that sometime) also has kids there and, obviously from my first story, so does Tom. Apparently, on the night of the school outing, Anna’s friend saw Louise and Tom get into the taxi together, the one they took back to his place for that first blowjob. Then they were noticed returning together, to meet the kids for the trip home.

She was still being very careful about it, saying it was probably nothing, we live nearby to each other after all, and more things like that. She was obviously still worried it was something I didn’t know about and she was visibly relieved when I told her that I knew all about it. Then I just thought fuck it, enough beating around the bush.

I’m sure my words were, “he didn’t fuck her though Anna.” Then I added, “not that night anyway.”

There was quite a bit of her shrieking laughter and lots of I knew its at that stage. I felt bad, in a way, but also quite excited to tell her more. Bad because I had not cleared it with Louise and excited because, frankly, it always turns me on to just write about it. Telling my neighbour everything was turning out to be an even bigger turn on.

I was confident Louise would be ok about so I told Anna all about that night, then the night they stayed in a hotel when I was away and how they had met up plenty of times since. She laughed loudly again when she asked how I feel about it, and I told her it turns me on just to talk about it, let alone anything else. Truth be known, I had a full blown hard on by then, just from talking about it all to someone else, especially to another woman I guess.

I now know that Alan is the same way. LOL.

That was pretty much it. Anna wanted to know more and, honestly, I would have loved to have said and heard much more. I figured I shouldn’t though, at one stage I was actually worried that I had said too much already.

But, thankfully, Louise was fine with it. I think she has welcomed the opportunity to talk about it all with someone else she regards as a friend (only her really good friend has know anything up to now). Anna and Louise caught up over the weekend. Anna now knows all about Grant as well as more details about Tom. Likewise, Louise knows loads more about Anna’s wild ways (there’s lots).

In turn, I just learnt something very new too. During their deep and meaningful conversation, Anna confessed that she finds Tom hot and would “jump his bones anytime.” That becomes especially interesting with a bit of other context.

Sometime ago, Tom told Louise that he has always wanted to have a threesome with two girls and he asked if, hypothetically, she would ever join him and the girl he ended up getting serious with. At the time, she said no way. Then he got serious with her and now they’ve broken up, so it’ll never happen. But, also, one of the things on the many, many lists of dares and sexual things to try was for her to do something, with another guy, that she has never done with me. There isn’t a lot of options and a two-girl threesome would be one of them, when Tom asked her the hypothetical question, I even said it could be her opportunity.

Louise can be a real tease sometimes, one of the parts of our dynamic she really enjoys is leading me on, teasing me big time, whether something is for real or not. For quite a while, there was actually two other guys that I thought she’d fucked. It turned out she hadn’t, she just said things that made me think that was what she meant.

Anyway, she has now said to me that she is going to ask Anna if she fancies giving Tom his dream fantasy, not in a girls getting it on together way though. She has actually used my own words against me with this, “what guy wouldn’t want a hot woman riding his face and another riding his dick.”

She asked if I think Tom would like that.

I think she is just teasing me but maybe not, I don’t want to push too hard for an answer either. I don’t want to ruin the game, if it is one.

Maybe I’ll find out soon enough?

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