Love The Answer To This Question (love This Lady’s Whole Blog Actually).

Yep

Haha, yep.

Shane Ballard

Well I’ll be, somehow I never knew this, except for the QOS of course. I once half-jokingly asked my wife if she’d get a queen of spades or bbc tattoo (not that she’s actually earned one, not yet at least), she said no way. To the tattoo that is.

QOH and QOD have been well and truly earned though, I wonder what she’d think about them for a suggestion, a nice pair of red queens somewhere near her bikini line perhaps.

I saw this and copied all the questions to send to my wife, asking her if she would answer as many as she felt like. She must have been awake for a while last night and here are some answers she sent back to me (my added comments are in brackets). As always, I learnt something new, or am going to learn something new perhaps (I don’t have any recollection about a policeman’s Harley).

5. You already know the answer to this one. (She gave a guy from her high school a very quick blowjob - he came nearly instantly - when she was 16. She says she got off to a bit of a slow start by the way, compared to her best friend at least).

6. As above. (She first had sex with her first serious boyfriend on her 17th birthday, she was shit scared she would get pregnant!).

7. Having my back massaged.

8. Smelly guys, bad body odour.

9. Rub my back, and my ass.

10. I guess it was the time I sat on the policeman’s Harley.

11. You know this. My back, my butt, my feet.

12. I told you at the beach (I will write about it).

13. I didn’t know it until I tried it but yes, I do like having two hard dicks, you were right all along. Our foursome was fun too, maybe I should try again and tell you all about it?

14. I like it when you send me the dick of the day pics (something I do when I’m away with work and will do more of after our talks). I don’t mind it when guys send them to me either. I don’t want to send nudes of myself though, you know why (she is terrified of them getting out and/or being recognised).

16. Swallow but I do like the look on your face when you’re watching and I let some cum run out of my mouth.

17. No preference. Foreskins are fun to play with though.

18. With you, a bit of both. With Tom, sensual. With Grant definitely rough.

22. I love teasing you if that counts.

23. Until Grant, I would have said I don’t want anything bigger than you babe. Now, I can’t imagine liking bigger than him.

26. Girls - boobs, closely followed by nice butts. Guys - always arms.

27. I still owe you this one don’t I? (Louise had sex on a beach, during the day, with her first real boyfriend. She had sex in a car, in a very high risk place, with her ex before me).

32. Apart from having sex with other guys and telling my husband all about it?

34. See question 12.

35. See question 12.

36. Huh? (She needs some more education, LOL).

38. Maybe, see question 12.

39. You know I do, especially on my neck and my nipples.

43. Three. I will leave the next 5 questions to your imagination except to say I do. (Sigh, more tease).

49. Yes.

50. Giving.

51. Sucking someone’s dick at the same time.

52. I try my best don’t I?

62. Yes.

63. Love (naughty girl, she does too).

64. You tell me (so good that I still wonder if she didn’t practice a lot before she met me).

65. Sometimes.

66. (She didn’t answer but she is always fully shaved).

67. I like you trimmed. I like it when Tom is fully waxed.

68. You still hold the record babe (13).

78. I believe I do (more teasing).

Sexual Questions.

Feel free to ask I'll answer any

1. First kiss?

2. First time masturbating?

3. First sex toy?

4. First kink tried?

5. First time doing oral?

6. First time having sex?


-Turn Ons

7. Biggest turn on?

8. Biggest turn off?

9. Quickest way to get horny?

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11. Top 3 places to be touched?

12. Ultimate fantasy?

13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?


-Preferences

15. Sex or masturbation?

16. Spit or swallow?

17. Cut or uncut dicks?

18. Rough or sensual sex?

19. Oldest person you’d sleep with?

20. Loud or quiet partners?

21. How much foreplay do you like?

22. How much teasing do you like?

23. What is too big for you to take?

24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

25. How much kissing do you like during sex?

26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?


-Location

27. Would you have sex in public?

28. Last place you had sex?

29. Where would you most like to have sex?

30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?


-Kinks

32. What’s your biggest kink?

33. Are you okay with name calling in bed?

34. Would you do any BDSM?

35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

37. Do you like overstimulation?

38. Do you like having pain involved?

39. Do you like biting/being bitten?

40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

42. Have any roleplaying preferences?


-Masturbation

43. Do you own sex toys? How many?

44. What do you masturbate to?

45. How often do you masturbate?

46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

47. Do you masturbate with penetration?

48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?


-Oral

49. Do you enjoy giving oral?

50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

53. Can you deepthroat?


54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it?

55. What’s your breast size?

56. How often do you go braless?

57. Do you finger yourself?

58. How familiar are you with your g-spot?

59. Do you squirt?


-Sex

60. How often do you do unprotected sex?

61. How loud are you in bed?

62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

63. Do you like/dislike cum?

64. How good are you at dirty talk?

65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?


66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched?

67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair?

68. How many orgasms can you have in a day?

69. How many other people know your bra size?

70. What do you wear to bed?

71. Any funny sex stories?

72. What food if any would you use during sex?

73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

75. Do you often get horny in public?

76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?

78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

My wife has asked me, several times, if I think she is a slut. Or if she is being too slutty for me. I really hate to use that word about her, I like to think I’d break a guy’s nose if he called her a slut.

Has she been a bit promiscuous? Yes. Is she wild? Yes.

Maybe @wifeshottie has commented with a better word to describe her. Is she a bit of a nympho? Yep.

Big fight again last night, followed by loads of dirty talking during some hot sex. I am so confused, such conflicting emotions.

For sure…

Short stories

A lot has happened since I last wrote something, in early February. So very much. I could probably a long (and boring) story about it all but I’ve decided I’m just going write myself some short notes about it all, see if/how well I can piece it together. Relatively short anyway.

In 2019, I suspected Louise was fucking Tom. I came to believe it wasn’t true. I was right all along, at least about that.

It was a few days into February. Louise and I were sitting out the back, having a drink after dinner. She laughed at something on her phone, when I asked her what was funny she handed it to me. She told me to have a look, she needed to go in and clean up the kitchen.

She had been texting Tom and their talk had gotten onto Grant. I have recently learnt that Tom can be quite a bit dirtier than I gave him credit for. The three of them had some fun when Grant came home for our January long weekend, that was what they had been talking about. The bit Louise laughed about was just Tom saying “you nearly bit my knob off when he slipped it in your arse you know.”

It was just part of him teasing her about the fucking they gave her, it was interesting enough to have me reading me back through it. I went further back and came across some texts he had sent a couple of weeks earlier. I wrote a while ago how he had helped to make her feel good about herself, these texts were part of that. Now Tom does have quite the ego, and he will play it right up high with Louise from time to time.

One message said something like “of course you’re sexy darlin, you don’t really reckon I’d have been fucking you for ten years otherwise.” The grammar was worse than that but you get the gist.

Ten years? They first got together in 2023. Ten years?

……….