PREACH
If you call people posers for listening to Nu Metal then YOU’RE the poser. Get cucked and take a shower. And learn how to wipe ass too, quit making your momma do it.
my guy literally had one bad line in the entire book
^ a document of Zosimov moments (by me)
please i cannot be the only one who loves him because he's actually the nicest person ;-;
one time I had a fever and the delerium was hitting me hard so I thought adding an 's' to every word was the funniest thing
I just sat in bed giggling to myself repeating "peters... pipers... PICKEDS.... a's pecks of's... pickleds peppers...... peppers's"
this is practically canon, you cannot change my mind
MR. CAT, HANDS, AND FACE
MR. CAT is a tall figure in a red suit. He talks in a simple "meow", which can mean a single word or an entire novel.
HANDS is a creature with the body of a cat, but with the hands of a human. She speaks in sign language.
FACE is a being with the body of a cat, but the face of a human. They speak... backwards.
SONG OF THE SEA (2014) Dir: Tomm Moore
HI HELLO WHERE IS THE SALVATION FANDOM?? I NEED TO SEE MORE MARCUS STANS
thinking back to when i drew this yesterday and basically almost pissed myself laughing
you just looked straight into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said yes daddy please