Missing You

Ick

(A short crack fic)

Ok don’t get me wrong, I love Zayne with ALL of my heart but I can totally see him being the type of guy to say something like “oh have did you recently start your menstrual cycle?” Whenever you’re being moody.

BUT NOT IN A MEAN PATRONIZING WAY AT ALL!!!

This man is a doctor, and im pretty sure he’s just always trying to find a rational explanation for everything. Which is why whenever you’re in a bit of a funk it’s his first logical explanation you know?

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It had been a long day at work with the Hunters association. First you missed your bus to work, then when you finally ran in you bumped into Tara who spilled her drink all over you, and then it started raining on the way home when you didn’t even have an umbrella.

Finally home, you just wanted to dry off and relax with your loving boyfriend, Zayne. You reached into your bag to fish out your keys but they weren’t there.

“Oh what the hell!”

You began dumping all of the contents from your purse onto the ground hoping to find the keys to unlock your apartment but there was no luck.

“Damnit…”

You started to shove all your belongings back into your purse when the front door opened slightly.

“Love? I thought I heard something rustling around out here. What are you doing on the floor?”

Scrambling to get back on your feet, you quickly stepped inside your warm home and began slipping your shoes off.

“Lost my keys…” you mumbled, not even bothering to look up at him as you said so.

“Oh of course.” He chided, looking up and down at your soaked clothes. “You know you should really change out of those. You could get sick if you keep them on.”

“Really? I was just thinking about getting into bed with these on.” You snapped.

“You seem to be upset…”

“What? Me? Never.” You sarcastically remarked.

“You’re definitely irritated. Have you perhaps started your menstrual cycle?”

“Excuse me?!” You were angry angry now. “You think just because I’m upset I’m suddenly on my period?! That’s so sexist! Besides, you know my period was last week anyway. Why would you think I suddenly started again?”

“Studies have shown that some periods can last up to-“

“ZAYNE!!!”

Clingy Sylus Texts

I understand what Infold is trying to do with the whole tongue thing, but it’s just not working for me 😭 Please just let my guy keep it in his mouth because wtf is this 💀

Zayne HCs pt.2

I had to make a part two of his head cannons because I just watched his Eternal Attachment play through and AHHHHSKFHDJDHKSHFKSHFKSHFK

Anywayyys I wrote this after watching the Medical Rescue Memoria play through which is why they may seem a little bit angsty but overall FLUFF FOR THE WIN!!!

Enjoy!

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-Zayne who calls you whenever he’s having a bad day, because your voice puts him at ease.

-Zayne who comes home more quiet than usual whenever a surgery was unsuccessful that day.

-Zayne who finds comfort in laying on your chest and having you brush your fingers through his hair.

-Zayne who is so scared of losing you that he always touches a pulse point whenever you two are close, just to remind himself that you’re there.

-Zayne who instantly relaxes as soon as he sees you, and has to hold himself back from wrapping you in his arms right there in public.

-Zayne who feels bad that his work hours don’t allow him to see you often enough, so he gives you a spare key to his home, hoping you’ll drop by more often.

-Zayne who daydreams about spending his life with you during unimportant moments of his day.

-Zayne who keeps any gifts you give him in a special drawer, so he can pull them out and appreciate them when you’re not there.

-Zayne who never corrects anyone who assumes you’re his partner, because he likes the way it sounds and hopes one day it’ll be true.

Loverboy Yuji HCs

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LoverboyYuji who’s constantly gushing about you to his friends. “Did you see that cool move they did in training today?!” “We did Yuji.” “And did you see how pretty they looked earlier?? They’re so gorgeous…” “We know Yuji.”

LoverboyYuji who will zone out in any conversation until someone mentions your name, and then he immediately perks up. (Megumi and Nobara have given up on trying to get him to focus on anything else at this point)

LoverboyYuji who is the epitome of a golden retriever boyfriend. Constantly yearning for your attention, always in your proximity, and always looking at you with the sweetest, most lovesick puppy dog eyes ever.

LoverboyYuji who has zero problems with PDA. This boy is touching you at all hours of the day. Kisses between classes, holding hands while walking, he’d glue you to his side and carry you everywhere he went if you’d let him.

LoverboyYuji who loves to show off in front of you. When you’re there to watch him practice, he’s suddenly got 10x the motivation. Running laps faster than any of the second years, sparring with Maki, taking his shirt off- “Hey keep your clothes on you idiot!”

LoverboyYuji who’s favorite thing is to come lay on you after a long mission. He’ll wrap his arms around your waist while he rest his head on your chest. And if you play with his hair? This boy is gone. Immediately asleep, drooling all over you.

LoverboyYuji who takes down all his posters of Jennifer Lawrence and replaces them with photos of you and him.

LoverboyYuji who lives to make you laugh. You thought a video was funny? Suddenly he’s quoting it ten times a day just to hear you chuckle. If you’re the type to think people slipping is funny (like me) this man is throwing himself at the floor anytime you’re near. His friends might think he’s stupid or embarrassing but it’s worth it to him as long as he gets to hear you laugh.

Satoru wants to give you a sexy surprise on your birthday by tying himself to your bed.

Except he can’t do it completely alone because tying himself up is just to complicated and hard.

So he give his best friend Suguru a call to come help him out. I mean it’s a simple favor, what else are friends for?

Suguru reluctantly agrees to help him with his “stupid surprise” and begins tying Satoru up.

Gently tightening the silk ropes around his pale wrists, then moving down to tie his ankles apart.

“That alright?” He asks, looking up to confirm that the restraints aren’t too tight and- oh my god has Satoru always looked this good?

Wearing nothing but a pair of boxers with his wrists tied together and his legs spread right in front of him, his mind (and his eyes) begin to wander to some not so appropriate places.

“Yea that’s perfect, thanks for the help!” He says.

Noticing Sugurus wandering eyes he begins to feel slightly embarrassed. “You should… probably head out, y/n usually comes home around this time.” Satoru adds, trying to close his legs through the restraints.

Suguru places a hand on his leg to spread them back to their previous position.

“I could… but don’t you think you should pay me back?” He asks, tracing a finger down Satorus stomach lower, and lower, and-

“P-pay you back?! But what about-“

Suguru decides to take that moment to kiss him. Grinding into Satoru until they’re both panting messes.

“I’m sure she won’t mind. I see the way y/n stares and I know you two have talked about it before.”

Satoru pulls on his restraints “How did you- were you eve’s dropping on us ohh~”

Suguru grinds into him once more, rubbing their growing bulges against each other.

“ ‘S not like you two are very quiet you know, nghh I can- hear you two whine about it whenever you come over.”

Suguru leans down and starts pressing kisses against his neck.

“Ahh Suguruuu”

“What’s going on in here?”

Both boys jump in surprise at the sound of your voice.

“B-baby! It’s- it’s not what it looks like-“

You walk up to the bed and wrap your fingers around Sugurus hair, and push his head back down into Satorus neck.

“Go on, I was enjoying the show.”

You had a happy birthday indeed 😩

“I can’t pay the rent this month” prank on SatoSugu

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“I’m not gonna be able to pay the rent this month.” You say, disappointment heavy in your voice.

“Huh?” Geto and Gojo put down their phones and look at each other in confusion.

“I said I can’t pay the rent this month… I’m sorry”

The two boys now turn to look at each other puzzled.

“Who taught her what rent was? I didn’t even know she knew that word” Gojo asks with bewilderment.

“Wasn’t me… Do you think she even knows what she’s talking about?” Geto replies.

“You guys I’m serious!”

The pair turn to look at you, skepticism all over their faces.

“Sweetheart, with all due respect, what are you even talking about right now?” Gojo asks, tipping his glasses down to look at you fully.

“The money that we pay to live here, I don’t have enough to pay for this month?” You utter, almost like it’s a question.

The two boys glance at each other, and then simultaneously burst in to laughter.

“She- rent- oh my god I can’t BREATHE” Satoru howls, clutching his stomach.

Suguru has to wipe the tears from his face before finally voicing out “She’s gone crazy- she actually thinks- I can’t”

“Why are you two laughing?! What’s so funny about this??” You say, biting your lip to avoid joining in on there laughter.

“It’s just- you’re so silly gorgeous.” Geto manages to say through his chuckling.

Gojo finally composes himself and adds “Since when have you ever paid rent? Do you even know how? Do you even know what a bill looks like?” He perks up as an idea pops into his head “Wait Suguru! Go grab a bill and a McDonalds menu and let’s see if she can tell the difference!”

Suguru just chuckles and shakes his head, “Come on now, let’s not embarrass her today.”

Satoru pouts and leans his head on his hand “Aww you’re no fun!”

Suguru raises a brow towards you “Are you done having fun now?”

“Why don’t you two ever fall for any of my pranks! You’re no fun.” You roll your eyes at the two and make your way on to Sugurus lap.

“You forget how chronically online I am sweetie, you’ll never get me” Satoru teases, placing a small peck on the tip of your nose for emphasis.

“Absolutely no fun.” You cross your arms and lean into Geto with a scowl.

“If you wanted us to have some fun together,” Geto wraps one of his hands around your throat, tilting your head up so he can whisper in your ear “I’m sure we can make that happen darling.”

Yall Infold did Sylus so DIRTYYY with this b day set up 💀 Like wtf is up with this squiggly wiggly ass cake and the ten million pomegranates on the table… Then to top it off you get a SINGULAR croissant 😭 Maybe I’m just a big back but I feel like my mans deserves one of those bougie charcuterie boards and a cake that actually has 360 degrees.

Clingy Sylus

Sylus was always a bit clingy. Even before you two officially started dating he had always been more than enthusiastic to have you by his side. But now that you were official, his need to have you by his side was constant.

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You were sitting at your desk finishing some work when your phone buzzed. Checking the caller ID you saw that it was none other than your boyfriend, Sylus.

“Shouldn’t you be asleep right now? It’s too early for you to be getting into trouble.” You teased.

“You always seem to think I’m up to no good kitten. Have you ever thought that I might be calling because I miss you?” He taunts back.

“Still, you’re usually in bed by now. Don’t you think it’s a bit late to be missing me?” You say while putting away some folders.

“I could say the same about you. I thought we agreed on fixing your sleep schedule, no more work or coffee after 8 pm. And if I’m guessing I’d have to say you’ve broken both those rules by now. ”

You eye the empty mug on your desk then hop up out of your seat to look out the window.

“Have you been sending Mephisto to spy on me again? And don’t turn this around on me, we were talking about you!”

Sylus chuckles, “Don’t worry sweetie, I haven’t been spying much, I just know you too well.”

You roll your eyes silently. “Anyway back to what I was saying, why are you awake?”

Silence fills the room for a moment before Sylus quietly mumbles, “I can’t sleep… without you.”

You softened at his words, but quickly regained composure as you knew where this was heading. “Sy, you know I cant-“

“Please come over kitten, I miss you.” He pleaded into the phone.

“I have work tomorrow! I can’t miss it and you know that.” You scolded.

“Come on sweetie, just tonight? I promise I’ll make it worth your while.” You could practically see the smirk he had on his face.

While the thought of having Sylus hold and caress you in all sorts of place excited you, you had a special mission tomorrow and Captain Jenna would surely have your head if you called off work again.

“I’m sorry Sy, you know I’d love to but this mission is really important and-“

“How much?”

Confused you questioned, “What?”

“How much kitten? I’ll pay anything to get over here and by my side tonight.” He was on the edge now. “We don’t have to do anything, all I want is to hold you close next to me and I’ll pay any amount of money to make that happen.”

“You know I’m not some thing you can rent whenever you please right? I have my own schedule too!” You reproached, slightly offended at his offer to “buy” your time.

He sighed, “I’m sorry Sweetie, I only meant that I’d do absolutely anything to hold you in my arms for a few hours.”

Feeling guilty for your small outburst you apologized, “Of course, I’m sorry. But I just can’t make it tonight Sy…”

“Not even if I won you all those plushies you wanted from the claw machine?”

“Not even if you won me all those plushies” you laughed

Another defeated sigh could be heard through the other side. “Alright alright. Could you at least grant me the pleasure of staying on the phone until I fall asleep though?”

You chuckled lightly, “Of course Sylus.”

“You wanna see them? I guess that’s fine, but only cause it’s you, ok?”

Gojo hooks a finger underneath his blindfold and slowly pulls it down while looking at you.

“Oh… wow” you mutter breathlessly.

“I know, I know. The six eyes are truly a beaut-“

“Your forehead is hella small”