I like ur “living with dr stone characters” and for stano it’s being adopted 😂 So I like to request what would it be like to be adopted by them. Frankly I think it’s both terrifying and hilarious 🤣
what to expect: BLATANT stanxeno, mix between modern au and canon
your sword's note: thankyu so much for the request dear anon! hope you enjoy this madhouse, more on my mistresslist
after a very discrete wedding, these two decide to adopt a child. you happen to be the (un)lucky one (?)
they didn't want a baby, they wanted someone very particular, so they both made a list and went to the adoption center checking off kids that didn't meet their standards, oops sorry!
they were interviewing the kids as if they were applying for a government job. "do you have any association with the cancelation of project helium-3?" xeno stares at a 5 year old
when its time for you to go to the interviewing room, you sit on the chair and look at them, "what do you have to offer for me?" it is you asking, that sets them off, but they notice immediately that you match their bizarre energy. you are 3 years old and so daring that immediately they feel a connection
i head canon them as girl dads, omgggg these two would spoil their daughter rotten, you want something? you got it. some little turd pushed you in the playground? his parents mysteriously got fired and his lunchbox exploded. you are their little princess and whoever may dare to even look at you wrong shall have a taste of their wrath
stanley teaches you how to defend yourself from day one and xeno is explaining to you how to build missiles as bedtime stories
all their friends and coworkers know you, they both talk everyone's ear off about you
surprisingly loving (yeah i hate them but whateva)
if you pick up an interest they will listen to everything you have to say and learn it all about it
they take you everywhere. "why is xeno's kid on nasa's top secret document archive coloring on a random folder!?" some guy yells but xeno picks you up and looks at them deathly. for more logical reasons stanley won't be taking you to his job but he makes sure to tell you all about it
your room is decorated amazingly, and precisely you are allowed to have a fish, they say you are not responsible enough to have a bigger pet, the fish's name is brody, like THE brody, he doesn't mind
that house is a madhouse, but you fit perfectly there
you are taught how to do chores and be organized because otherwise xeno will become a little more evil
omg this guys will be so annoying. "my kid just learned how to read" some person says. "well my kid already knows how to solve linear equations AND knows the My Little Pony lore." they brag so much that they are loathsome to people
if petrification happened:
you were still a kid when the petrification happened, younger than suika. you were playing in the area where they got petrified because they will NOT be leaving you with some untrusty nanny
xeno gets depetrified and he immediately looks for you, makes you some clothes and puts you in the safest place possible. since these mfs focused on making guns instead of figuring out how to depetrify people, you stay a statue for a good while
gen asks "what is a young kid's statue doing here?" xeno grabs him by the neck and gives him the dad death look™, and soon the barrel of stanley's gun is facing the innocent mentalist
you either love senku or hate his guts, wym your daddy was proud of this guy first (by that time you weren't even born)
suika sees you as the cutest thing ever and you kinda remind her of herself before
you are jokingly named "the one who might become a superpower", trained by the evil duo, everyone expects you to match and even surpass your dads. you will. they know it. they are happy about it
MANGA SPOILERS FOR THIS ONE: after the american colony joins the kingdom of science, you get depetrified and they are so glad, the k.o.s is surprised to see this new side of them
Xeno's ultimate knight
*slides you this chart*
*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
In this new world, we have to make our own rules!
What the media won't show
teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
pretty world by Alessi Rose is so Harry and Sirius just hear me out
I wish I knew you back when I was small - Harry wishing he knew Sirius when he was younger instead of being at the Dursleys
Cause you make me feel like I’m ten feet tall - Sirius inviting him to stay and showing him that he has family left that care about him
When I’m kicking myself, making it worse - Harry thinking he’s bad because of his connection to Voldemort
You’re here to tell me there’s more i deserve - Sirius telling him he’s a good person who bad things have happened to
I want to be loved - Harry spending his childhood alone and wanting someone to be there for him
I wanna be enough - everyone calling harry a liar when he was trying to save them
I think I’m in love with your pretty world - Harry being in love with being able to learn about his parents from Sirius
Alternatively!! It also works with Sirius and James
I wish I knew you back when I was small - Sirius meeting James for the first time and realising how much his family hid from him
Cause you make me feel like I’m ten feet tall - James being the first to trust Sirius despite his last name and truly see him for him
When I’m kicking myself, making it worse - Sirius being scared to leave it all behind and hating himself for it
You’re here to tell me there’s more I deserve - James taking Sirius in after he ran away and showing him what true family feels like
I want to be loved - Sirius immediately latching on to James and his family because he’s never known love like this
I wanna be enough - Sirius constantly trying to make up for the potters taking him in but the potters just want him to be safe
I think I’m in love with your pretty world - Sirius being in love with James family, the way he grew up and all their kindness
Sad Man Disappointed is my favourite gundam character.
muscle - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 335
“Shit,” Sirius mumbled, circling his arm as he walked into the dorm room, groaning a bit as pain shot across his shoulder blade and down his back.
“Alright?” James asked from his desk, staring down at a letter with wide eyes. For a moment, Sirius got distracted, because he swore he recognized the handwriting from somewhere, but as he leaned forward to get a closer look, he was overwhelmed by a sharp jab again.
“I think I pulled a muscle or something,” he murmured, stretching this way and that to try to ease the pain. “Maybe at practice? Dunno, it hurts..”
Remus, who was reading a book on his bed, stood up. “Here, let me…”
Sirius couldn’t think of what to say. Before he could protest, the taller boy was behind him, hands curled lightly over his shoulders, pressing a thumb into just the right spot, making him melt as the pain slowly disappeared. But he couldn’t focus on the feeling, because he was too busy thinking about who was doing this. The fact that it was Remus’s hands kneading over his skin, causing warmth to burst from his muscles, lightly grazing his collarbone, eliciting sparks.
He felt a blush creep up his face, and before he knew it, his eyes rolled shut, his body relaxing far too much into the other boy’s hold. But neither of them moved.
“Is-is this helping?” Remus murmured from behind him, voice husky and breath warm on his neck.
“Hmm,” Sirius hummed, not trusting himself to speak. He was too nervous to break the spell.
“Yeah. Seems very helpful.”
James’s comment caused both of them to jump apart, and Sirius turned to see Remus as red as he knew he was.
“Me next, Moony?” James drawled, smirking as he kicked his legs up on his desk. “M’sure you give all your friends massages. Right?”
Both Sirius and Remus just looked away, scratching at their heads and mumbling excuses about needing to run errands on opposite sides of the castle.
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