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hey if you say “b-but what if Stolas dies after he and Blitzo get together” you’re a cunt nugget and you’re actively participating in the “bury your gays” trope

I hope the 2022 trailer confirming Blitz making the first move shuts alot of yall up tbh.

I AM ROLLING

so we know lupin and sirius had both stated that snape knew way more about the dark arts than anyone else in his first year of hogwarts. we also know that sirius hated his family house for their awful pure blood supremacist views. but. BUT. i am CACKLING at the thought of snape being told the new headquarters for the order of the phoenix and entering sirius' house for the first time. remember harry's absolute horror and bafflement at grimmauld place the first time he went there? i know snape took one step inside, probably saw tonks trip over the troll foot, heard walburga black and said I KNOW YOU F*CKIN LYIN TO ME RIGHT NEOOWWWW?!??!!? BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! (pun unitendes) COMING FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS WHOLE TIME THIS WAS YOUR YARD?!?!?!

do you remember that bit in twitches when cameron goes to alex's house for the first time and whole time she's just like "...this is your house...?" in this really "im trying my hardest not to be rude" way.

i know during one of the meetings sirius or molly was pouring everyone tea, and the teapot was probably this ornate serpent with all these evil symbols, and snape took one look at it just like:

That´s a mood, Taylor.

Get Free by Lana Del Rey reminds me of Severus Snape

In this essay I will-

Blitz barging in on M&Ms date whilst Stolas stays at home by himself is the saddest shit ever I cannot

shipz

(commissions open)

Do you guys think Episode 8 is going to show Loona hanging out with Tex or?

FUCK

These two are gonna be the death of me…

horror’s it girls

@throwthemanaway Dont get me started on the " Severus' whole life revolves around Lily" thing omfg. And facts ! why would Lily move passed something as serious as that. It doesnt make any sense

What are some Severus hcs that you guys dislike?

"Severus TOBIAS Snape" irritates me to no end lmao

@keister-meister Exactly. The hcs that erase his backstory ( like you said , Extremely loving Eileen and the pureblood hcs) are some of THE most irritating hcs cause imo they take away from who he is and why he acts the way he does.

What are some Severus hcs that you guys dislike?

"Severus TOBIAS Snape" irritates me to no end lmao

What are some Severus hcs that you guys dislike?

"Severus TOBIAS Snape" irritates me to no end lmao

He manifested that, baby! 😍🙌🏼

(Original tweet by @/vanillablackula)

i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares

he deserved so much better

Going through Marauders tags to look for positive snape content (have yet to actually find any) and everytime I see wolf star stuff where Snape is mentioned to be disgusted and homophobic and shit is always hilarious coz like-

How do you look at that man and think that he has even a single straight bone in his body.

Genuinely how.

Severus Snape is as straight as uncooked shrimp and I refuse to believe otherwise.

Confession

There is not a single ship I like for Severus. Im sorry. It makes reading Severus centric fics so hard but i genuinely dislike every single Severus ship idek why

Severus fighting for his life in the staff gc every time his height is brought up :

Freaks in school

(x)

Seeing Snape height discourse again and im here to tell yall that man is tiny. hes 5"2. He is a short king with alot of personality idc idc

I kin severus tbh🕺

ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS IM STILL CRYING

Millie and Moxxie being adorable together in S1 E7.1

credit : BermudaNiccholas on reddit

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT LMFAO

Fluffy One-Shot (part 1/?)

“Oh, I almost forgot,” Stolas hummed. He nudged Blitzø, who had gotten comfortable nuzzled into his side, and sat up in bed.

He let out a moan of mock-protest. “Forgot what, bitch, I’m tired,” Blitzø yawned, but sat up slightly. The clock read 3:47 AM. He frowned.

Stolas got out of bed and rustled through one of his dresser drawers until he took out a purple box. It was a bit larger than a shoe box, with a red bow, and a top that came completely off. He handed it to Blitzø cheerfully and sat back down next to him, “I hope you like it, darling.”

Blitzø took it from Stolas cautiously, with a look on his face. “Listen, Stolas, if this is another dildo, I—I—”

Stolas shook his head and chuckled, placing his hand on Blitzø’s reassuringly. “It’s a present.”

The imp nodded his head with extreme hesitance and reiterated. “If this is another dildo, Stolas, I swear to Satan— like, who needs forty se—”

Stolas cut him off, clearing his throat, “Just open it already!”

Blitzø groaned and unwrapped the bow. Stolas scooted back so the headboard met his spine, his eyes glued on Blitzø as he bit his lower lip with anticipation.

Another second went by, and Blitzø gasped. He put a hand over his mouth in shock and Stolas beamed. “It’s not a dildo!” He exclaimed happily, holding up the plush horse so Stolas could see.

“I know!” Stolas giggled.

Blitzø chuckled lightly as well, and looked at him in that one way you’ll hardly ever see Blitzø look at anybody. “Thanks, Stolas.”

The rest of the night, they slept soundly, with the stuffed animal squished between them and their fingers loosely tangled.

Inspired by soy.el.tio.limon 's art on instagram

The Helluva Boss Fandom pretending Stolas wasn't fully and obviously in love with Blitzo from episode 2 is honestly so weird to me.

Like yeah Blitz can't see it cuz he has truama and shit and doesn't see all the the audience sees but after episodes like loo loo land and the harvest festival y'all really going to say Stolas just wanted Blitz for sex??

THEY DO BE CHILDREN

Debunking the 'Stolas does not actually like Blitz' argument that for some reason, I keep hearing.

So someone on this damn app really tried it , and I feel the need to respond.

First off , Stolas having feelings for Blitz has been hinted at since Loo Loo land ( inviting I.M.P to Loo Loo Land to spend time with Blitz , because as we all know he can very well defend himself) so, his behavior in this episode is not 'ooc'. We are simply seeing his feelings for Blitz expressed in a different environment (aka , no sex, just a date)

Second of all , Stolas didn't hide his face out of embarrassment for being with Blitz, he hid his face because his whole family business was aired out. Stolas has flirted with Blitz publicly and (in this same ep) agreed to go to a public club with him, despite their statuses. He's not ashamed of being with an Imp.

Third of all, Stolas does his best to try and comfort Blitz after what happened , but Blitz rejects it ( as he has the right to). OP said that Stolas 'doesn't really like Blitz' because he 'didnt argue further or tell Blitz that he wants more than sex' but really, Stolas has the sense to know when to leave it be. Up to now, we as the audience are meant to know Stolas has feelings for Blitz, but he made it hard for himself by only being sexual with Blitz up to this point. However, that doesn't mean Stolas has no feelings for Blitz, it means he doesn't know how to act on them or communicate them properly.