Having Been On Tumblr For 10 Solid Years Without Ever Leaving And Now Watching All These People Come

In case you didn't see

John Mulaney decided to surprise the crowd for his show last night by having Dave Chappelle open up

Chappelle made transphobic and homophobic jokes, which Mulaney clapped for and hugged Chappelle as he got off stage

No one knew Chappelle would show up

Trans and gay people in the crowd were attacked by the comedian on stage without warning

If you care about trans people

If you care about gay people

You will not support either of them anymore

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Happy birthday to our sweet angel boy, Sanemi Shinazugawa! 💚🤍

(working on a birthday story of him)

Edit: found out he’s turning 130 years old today!

The more intelligent you are the more serious it sounds when someone says you "had an accident"

dog = pissed on the floor

toddler = spilled some milk

professor = permanently disfigured by vapors

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

dumb takes I've seen today: americans claiming they'd rather clean up after dirty muddy shoes on a carpet than have people walk around on "stinky" bare feet... and other americans supporting them by saying they feel "insecure" taking their shoes off... besties pls just wash ur feet they won't stink then OR wear fucking socks :/ take them shoes off.

“I AIN’T NO RAT!” THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

A cat diagnosed with Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy - a rare condition that causes muscles to grow excessively large | source                          

I got tired of seeing the watercolor brush technique soooo here ya go