Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

mad respect to the quarry for giving us gratuitous female nudity for like 2 scenes before putting emma in sweats but keeping jacob tits & dick out for the entire game lmao

dumb takes I've seen today: americans claiming they'd rather clean up after dirty muddy shoes on a carpet than have people walk around on "stinky" bare feet... and other americans supporting them by saying they feel "insecure" taking their shoes off... besties pls just wash ur feet they won't stink then OR wear fucking socks :/ take them shoes off.

"Humans are an invasive species" you're thinking of the British, actually 💙

something i love abt the new baymax show is that baymax says a person's cry verbatim when alerted to a medical issue, so like.

"hello! i am baymax, your personal healthcare companion. i was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said, 'fuck! fucking ow. oh my fucking god, my fucking elbow. ow. fucking ow.'"

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Does anyone ever think about all the things that Luz did just being herself that made everyone’s lives better?

Like, she alludes to how much better everyone’s lives would be without her, but-

If she hadn’t been there, Willow probably never would’ve joined the plant track and would’ve been stuck with a magic that wasn’t for her for the rest of her life.

If she hadn’t been there, Ed and Em probably would’ve posted Amity’s diary all over school and literally ruined her life.

If she hadn’t been there, the bat queen wouldn’t have changed her minds about the pailsmen and a lot of the Hexide kids wouldn’t have them.

If she hadn’t been there all of the Hexide kids never would’ve thought twice about joining covens and getting coven sigils. They would’ve died during the day of unity.

If she hadn’t been there, the basilisk probably wouldn’t have been stopped until quite a few people were dead, and the multi-track students wouldn’t be a thing.

If she hadn’t been there, so many people would be on different paths of life or dead all together, never reaching their full potential.

It literally sucks so much that she genuinely thinks that people would be better off without her when even on the small scale, the opposite is true.

I once had a neighbor who was thoroughly convinced their indoor/outdoor cat never strayed further than a couple houses around. As proof, she put a GPS tracker and little camera on her cat. 24 hours later she had the proof she didn't want. Her cat went as far as a mile away, into the nearby woods where their were coyotes and other predators that would a snack of her cat. Her cat crossed the interstate several times, went to a construction site, and various other places that had me surprised her cat was still alive.

The following week was full of them building a catio and enriching their home. The cat became an indoor cat and chilled out very happily in the catio. They spent the summer harness and leash training their cat as well.

Oh, and the cat killed over a dozen birds and didn't eat any of them in the single day my owner tracked them with the camera and GPS. They had been going out daily for over a year. Imagine a cat killing 12 birds a day, everyday, for just a year. That devastates the local bird population and leads to the extinction of entire species.

Enrich your home, install a catio, get a few cat trees/towers, play with your cat, and they'll live long healthy lives. No worries about some random person killing them with poison or shooting them, no worries about them getting hit by a car, no worries about destroying the local ecosystem. My cats are 17 and 15 years old, 100% indoors their entire lives, and they're happy.

Oh and since avian flu aka bird flu is spreading, please remember that it kills animals that eat the contaminated meat. That means if a cat kills an infected bird and eats it, they will get sick and die.

I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.