Ao3 Crashed And The People Are Suffering

me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

オレと家主は でしに

はんてぃんぐのシドウをはじめたです

虫たんとうにするのです

My landlady and I have started to teach my apprentice about hunting because we intend him to insects hunter in this house...

キサマなに見てるだけです

Hey apprentice, you can hunt it...

さあ 行くのです でし！

Let's go!

むぅ…

Hmmmmm...

だから…

So...

こうよ！

Like this!

こう！つかまえるですよ！

Hey! Catch and hold the mouse!

さあ！

Hey!

さあさあ！

Let's go!

キサマ おいかけるだけですね！？

これからまいばん シドウですよ💢

Why do you only chase it... You need training every night!!

Reblog and put in the tags the last song you listened to, last film you watched, and the last book you read

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

Petition for one of the bonus features on the sonic movie 2 dvd to be agent stone doing a tutorial on how to make robotniks steamed austrian goat milk latte. Bonus points if he keeps having to pause and do another take because he can't stop crying