When You Go To Utah You Have A 50/50 Split Chance Of Meeting Either A Mormon Or A Murderous Furry

Will Smith was just banned from the Oscars for 10 years for slapping a guy. Unrelated but here's an IMDb list of the most famous actors and directors who signed the letter asking for the statutory rape charges against Roman Polanski, who is not banned from the Oscars, to be dropped.

tumblr blaze needs an update so that even when you reblog the sponsored post it’ll have a little icon on it somewhere so your followers will know it was a sponsored post. it’s necessary for the comedic impact

In which Papyrus attends a talkshow.

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

dumb takes I've seen today: americans claiming they'd rather clean up after dirty muddy shoes on a carpet than have people walk around on "stinky" bare feet... and other americans supporting them by saying they feel "insecure" taking their shoes off... besties pls just wash ur feet they won't stink then OR wear fucking socks :/ take them shoes off.