Mr Krabs’s License To Kill Expires Tomorrow

Threw an empty plastic Easter egg at Tim for him to play with but he just... solemnly held onto it, thinking deeply about his newfound responsibility

My contribution to the propaganda

Vote for our lord and savior Donnie here! :

@autismswagsummit

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

I like the part in the new leaked episode of The Owl House where the Collector says "it's collectin time" and collects all over Belos. Truly one of the episodes ever.

GRAND FINALS

No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

Petition for one of the bonus features on the sonic movie 2 dvd to be agent stone doing a tutorial on how to make robotniks steamed austrian goat milk latte. Bonus points if he keeps having to pause and do another take because he can't stop crying