Tryna keep my Ody consistent and failing spectacularly
Part 1
Odysseus: “How could I hurt you?” DM: *Rolls twice* Odysseus: “What are you doing?” DM: “Rolling for persuasion. With disadvantage, since Astyanax is a baby” Zeus: “And?” DM: “Two nat 1’s” Zeus: *raises eyebrows smugly* Odysseus: *deep sigh* “But when does a comet become a meteor-"
DM: “Okay Odysseus, since you rolled a nat 20 on your persuasion check, Polyphemus is going to let you go” Odysseus: “I’m so glad we see eye to eye” DM: “Actually, make another persuasion check” Odysseus: “What? Why?” DM: “Just do it” Odysseus: “…4” DM: “Everyone roll for initiative”
Poseidon “The world is dark and ruthlessness is mercy… die” DM: “Everyone make a constitution saving throw. And I mean everyone” *sounds of many many dice rolling* “Nat 1” “Nat 1" “Nat 1" “Nat 1” “Nat 1”
Eurylochus: “She had us in just two words…” DM: “Make a performance check” Eurylochus: “Nat 20!!” *clears throat* “✨Come inside✨” DM: “His Circe impression is flawless" Odysseus: “Damn”
DM: “Among the spirits of the Underworld, you hear a voice you recognize… and now, please welcome our special guest” *Polites crawls out from underneath the table* Odysseus: “Polites?!” Eurylochus: “How long have you been down there??” Polites: “This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms…” DM: “Polites drifts away… but Odysseus, you hear another voice you recognize. Now, please welcome our second special guest” *Odysseus’s actual mom crawls out from under the table* Odysseus: “MOM?! How did the DM even get your number??”
DM: “Odysseus, as you stand at the edge of the cliff, lost in your despair, you hear three familiar voices” Odysseus: *looks under the table and screams* Polites, Anticlea, and Eurylochus, in unison: “Hi!!” Telemachus: “Have they been down there the whole time??” Athena: “You get used to it”
DM: “Odysseus, as Poseidon’s trident sends you shooting to the bottom of the ocean, you hear-" Odysseus: “Familiar voices?” DM: “How did you guess?” Odysseus: *glances under the table to where Polites, Eurylochus, Anticlea, and literally the entire crew are very poorly concealed*
Antinous: “Channel the fire inside your soul and-“ DM: “Make a dexterity saving throw” Antinous: “Literally why I’m in the middle of a monologue” DM: “Just humor me” Antinous: “So that’s a nat 1” DM: “Goodbye, Antinous” “wHAT-"
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¡Todo está editado! ¿¿Jay no se ha tomado una foto con la estatua de Odiseo cuándo viajaron a Ítaca, cierto?? 😭😭 Solo vi que el resto del elenco si lo hizo y no he dejado de pensar en hacer esto.
I found Telemachus art from last year so 😭
I've yet to see anyone else mention this but I've been thinking about it nonstop so-
In Would You Fall In Love With Me Again,
Ody says "I know that you've been waiting for love"
And in Penelope's verse she says "Know that I've been waiting for you"
SO she's like "no, I wasn't waiting for love. I was waiting for you." AND OUGH.
Bet girly pop was so offended, like bro, you think I've been waiting just to be loved? Just to have love? Yes, I love you. And I know you love me. But I was waiting for you. You specifically.
I'm not good enough at words to express what I feel about this but it's a lot and I think about it a lot.
passing the torch.
i think a lot about how odysseus’s experiences might’ve affected his parenting
Can I request odypen? I love ur art :3
Ask and you shall receive 🤲
new ody design just dropped i hope you guys like him
bonus drawings from my working on this !!
some messing around with design change ideas
aaand doodles from after i sorta figured it out to get used to drawing him like this except i just drew baby ody. i hope you like him. i like him.
i dont need to explain the joke here you guys get it
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