I Wrote A Fic :)

“ I’ll kiss it better ”

Based on Odysseus’s boar hunting scar on his thigh.

Yup, one of the saucy Odydio arts I made months ago

Penelope will always be a girlboss because by sitting behind the 12 axes she told the suitors to shoot through cleanly, not only was she

mocking them by being showing she was fully confident they wouldn’t succeed

But also BASICALLY TELLING EVERYONE THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN HER HUSBAND WHO ACTUALLY COULD SHOOT THROUGH 12 AXES.

AND ON TOP IF THAT PROVING HER LOVE TO ODY BY SAYING THAT IF ANYONE WERE TO EVER SUCCEED THE CHALLENGE AND BECOME KING, THEY WOULD’VE KILLED HER BY DOING SO. QUITE LITERALLY, SHED RATHER DIE THAN RULE WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN ODYSSEUS!!!

I don't know who your friend is ╮(︶▽︶)╭

art video process

nap time

top 3 coldest odysseus lines

1. next to my wife :3

2. you think i don’t know my own palace? i built it :/

3. let them drown :p

Finished this with flat coloring! Probably the most intense one yet. Odysseus having a good time. Hurray.

Edit: I FORGOT TO TELL THIS WAS A BRIBE! .... This was a bribe guys, from an dear anon. Full picture here

I will never do this again.

Are we gonna talk about how Penelope outsmarted the 108 suitors for YEARS. But also outsmarted Odysseus by pointing out the flaws in his own argument on how he is not who she fell in love with. Penelope endured for 20 years, never doubting, dedicated, keeping Ithaca together. She kept peace, and she also faced the monster Odysseus head on and said, “you are still in there and I love you still.”

Penelope showing what true love actually is.

My DioOdyPen basically

RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!!!!

Guys he’s suffering fr fr 😔

I like the idea of the father-son dynamic between Odysseus and Achilles. It's funny to imagine Achilles being the strongest warrior who wipes out armies only to later be scolded by Ody for not eating his veggies hahaha (Achilles would probably see Dio in this dynamic as an unwanted stepparent hahaha)

And what do you think about those two? How would you describe their dynamic (before the blanket burrito)

Yeah, I can see Achilles being this edgy rebellious son and Odysseus as his unsupportive dad😭 They probably fight all the time and Odysseus definitely ended every argument with “GO BACK TO YOUR TENT! YOU’RE GROUNDED” and Achilles walking back to his tent yelling “YOU CAN’T GROUND ME IM A LITERAL SOLDIER GODDAMMIT”

For Diomedes, there is no actual age stated for him but he was described as the youngest of the generals so the possibility of him being the same age or even younger than Achilles is actually really funny to me. Like Odysseus treating Achilles like a literal child but act completely normal with Diomedes who maybe is YOUNGER than Achilles.

Imagine this, Ody catching Achilles and Patroclus making out and just sat both of them down like…

Ody: Okay, me and Diomedes brought you two here to teach you about the birds and the bees-

Achilles: I’m literally older than Diomedes.

Ody: ……And your point is….?