When you’re about to grab your girl but you accidentally grab your brother in law instead.
This joke never gets old.
Warm up sketch ✨
"My name is nobody."
tw blood and gore maybe, but lots of blood Odysseus rage
MORE MODERNVERSE SHENANIGANS FOR YALL
ody's a retired marine captain who goes on to be a firefighter <3
Who confessed first? Ody or Dio?
The thing is I have 2 separate stories on Odydio. One is for the happy go lucky everyone is happy and lean more on Headcanon (OdyDioPen AU ofc). The other, is what I actually think would most likely actually happened in my hc of Diomedes and Odysseus relationship.
The happy one, Dio definitely confessed. King of Ithaca will spend hours explaining his complicated relationship with Dio without actually confirming nor denies it. Diomedes becomes part of the Ithaca family and happily married Ody and Penelope. 💙
As for the other, none confessed. While Odysseus does love and appreciate time they had, Dio was a comfort for him, someone that he managed to depend on emotionally at war and the only thing closest to ‘home’ for Odysseus. Diomedes is deeply in love with Odysseus because he is someone who truly sees him as himself, not his father. Someone who finds humanity within him. Odysseus is aware of that affection, but both dare not to speak about it, Diomedes knows Odysseus ‘home’ is at Ithaca and not himself. They parted at Troy and had their goodbye. Odysseus expected Dio to finally confess his feeling but Dio chose not to do so. He doesn’t want Ody to feel guilty about his own feelings. He wouldn’t want to be selfish so he’ll keep that feeling to himself forever. His only desire is for Ody to happily return home.
Oh lord I need to consume OdyDioPen content immediately after typing this, god😞
I like the idea of the father-son dynamic between Odysseus and Achilles. It's funny to imagine Achilles being the strongest warrior who wipes out armies only to later be scolded by Ody for not eating his veggies hahaha (Achilles would probably see Dio in this dynamic as an unwanted stepparent hahaha)
And what do you think about those two? How would you describe their dynamic (before the blanket burrito)
Yeah, I can see Achilles being this edgy rebellious son and Odysseus as his unsupportive dad😭 They probably fight all the time and Odysseus definitely ended every argument with “GO BACK TO YOUR TENT! YOU’RE GROUNDED” and Achilles walking back to his tent yelling “YOU CAN’T GROUND ME IM A LITERAL SOLDIER GODDAMMIT”
For Diomedes, there is no actual age stated for him but he was described as the youngest of the generals so the possibility of him being the same age or even younger than Achilles is actually really funny to me. Like Odysseus treating Achilles like a literal child but act completely normal with Diomedes who maybe is YOUNGER than Achilles.
Imagine this, Ody catching Achilles and Patroclus making out and just sat both of them down like…
Ody: Okay, me and Diomedes brought you two here to teach you about the birds and the bees-
Achilles: I’m literally older than Diomedes.
Ody: ……And your point is….?
Hi I drew your Odydio I hope you dont mind 🫶
i dont need to explain the joke here you guys get it
I was bored
a quick update
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