They’re Consuming My Brain Please Send Help I Cant Live Like This Anymore!!!!!!

Motivational Gods: Gone Wrong

That's what happen when you ask three gods to do some motivational themed panel.

And surprisingly, Zeus isn't the worst of them

Epic but it's just a DnD game (part 2)

Part 1

Odysseus: “How could I hurt you?” DM: *Rolls twice* Odysseus: “What are you doing?” DM: “Rolling for persuasion. With disadvantage, since Astyanax is a baby” Zeus: “And?” DM: “Two nat 1’s” Zeus: *raises eyebrows smugly* Odysseus: *deep sigh* “But when does a comet become a meteor-"

DM: “Okay Odysseus, since you rolled a nat 20 on your persuasion check, Polyphemus is going to let you go” Odysseus: “I’m so glad we see eye to eye” DM: “Actually, make another persuasion check” Odysseus: “What? Why?” DM: “Just do it” Odysseus: “…4” DM: “Everyone roll for initiative”

Poseidon “The world is dark and ruthlessness is mercy… die” DM: “Everyone make a constitution saving throw. And I mean everyone” *sounds of many many dice rolling* “Nat 1” “Nat 1" “Nat 1" “Nat 1” “Nat 1”

Eurylochus: “She had us in just two words…” DM: “Make a performance check” Eurylochus: “Nat 20!!” *clears throat* “✨Come inside✨” DM: “His Circe impression is flawless" Odysseus: “Damn”

DM: “Among the spirits of the Underworld, you hear a voice you recognize… and now, please welcome our special guest” *Polites crawls out from underneath the table* Odysseus: “Polites?!” Eurylochus: “How long have you been down there??” Polites: “This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms…” DM: “Polites drifts away… but Odysseus, you hear another voice you recognize. Now, please welcome our second special guest” *Odysseus’s actual mom crawls out from under the table* Odysseus: “MOM?! How did the DM even get your number??”

DM: “Odysseus, as you stand at the edge of the cliff, lost in your despair, you hear three familiar voices” Odysseus: *looks under the table and screams* Polites, Anticlea, and Eurylochus, in unison: “Hi!!” Telemachus: “Have they been down there the whole time??” Athena: “You get used to it”

DM: “Odysseus, as Poseidon’s trident sends you shooting to the bottom of the ocean, you hear-" Odysseus: “Familiar voices?” DM: “How did you guess?” Odysseus: *glances under the table to where Polites, Eurylochus, Anticlea, and literally the entire crew are very poorly concealed*

Antinous: “Channel the fire inside your soul and-“ DM: “Make a dexterity saving throw” Antinous: “Literally why I’m in the middle of a monologue” DM: “Just humor me” Antinous: “So that’s a nat 1” DM: “Goodbye, Antinous” “wHAT-"

Silly question ,do you think Penelope can pick ody up? I mean, she is spartan and after the travel at least he was light as a feather.

answer to both: absolutely.

Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

“ I’ll kiss it better ”

Based on Odysseus’s boar hunting scar on his thigh.

Yup, one of the saucy Odydio arts I made months ago

"JUST TALK TO HER" yes, Hermes, because THIS is how young Kratos would deal with a "witch", absolutly.

I just want some crossovers with GOW because I love this game so much, I'm sorry. I already have like 5 stories of how and why Kratos ended up helping Odysseus... Really love their imagened chemistry: Kratos whose only solution for everything is to kill and Odysseus who trys everything but killing. And how they both have a god of war who wants to make them a great warrior. And this "I am a monster" thing. And beating up gods. Well they have a lot in common....

I still shoked that I managed to draw a bald man twice and he looks normal

Uhhh I rlly hate Twitter so I’m switching platforms..! I have never used tumblr before so accept my humble offering of Hermes

Odysseus: You like bad boys, right?

Penelope: Yeah, so?

Odysseus: Not trying to show off, but when the GPS said turn left I turned right.

Penelope:

Penelope: You got lost, didn't you?

Odysseus: ...Yeah.

You spend twenty years of your life hearing amazing stories about your father, wondering what he looks like, what physical traits of him you have, and suddenly, he's standing in front of you, and he's not just what you imagined, but so much more.

"So, do i look like him?"

I FINALLY listened The Ithaca saga and it was really good!

I just imagined Telemachus' reaction after waiting and wanting to see his father for so long... it must have been a big surprise!