May I Request Some Couple Hugs, If You Have Any?

tw blood and gore maybe, but lots of blood Odysseus rage

In Godgames Zeus says "no one beats me. No one wins my game", implying that he's hosted it before. This is supported by all the other gods being totally unphased about having to rap battle against Athena.

The only one who has never heard of this game is Athena herself. We know this because A) she didn't know who "them" was referring to and B) Zeus had to explain the rules to her.

Now I find it funny that in none of the past Godgames Athena participated because we all know she would've RULED. However I doubt it's for a lack of Zeus asking. I think Zeus rang Athena up and went "need you for a game" and Athena went "oh, sorry Dad, I'm hanging out with friends this weekend. Next time though, haha..."

odypen but modern day high school volleyball team au (penelope is still a badass, odysseus is still down bad, and diomedes is just vibing)

bonus:

Idk

Antinous: You said you were going to a spiritual retreat

Telemachus: Namaste

Antinous: AND YOU- were supposedly dead.

Odysseus: I recovered.

Fun fact: Antinous is on the table

Triton: Zeus, what the actual fuck? *gestures at Athena* Triton: I have not spent 200 years telling this little bird to be herself and not to let anyone take away her spark, just for you to come in and teach her the opposite? Fuck, I told her not to be mad at you because I believed she'd feel better that way, but let me tell you, I am majorly pissed off! Zeus: Triton: *incomprehensible angry Dad noises* Zeus: Didn't you ask me to take her? Triton: A) BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KILLED MY CHILD AND I WAS LOSING MY MIND A BIT and B) I DIDN'T KNOW HOW BADLY YOU WOULD TREAT HER!! Ody and fam in the background: *holding up "Go Triton" and "Bitchslap please" signs* The rest of Olympus: *eating popcorn* Athena: Pallas' ghost: FUCK HIM UP, DAD!

i dont need to explain the joke here you guys get it

Tryna keep my Ody consistent and failing spectacularly

Silly question ,do you think Penelope can pick ody up? I mean, she is spartan and after the travel at least he was light as a feather.

answer to both: absolutely.