I Have To Do Everything My Fucking Self

Gonna spam a couple drawings I did at school

This one was just me having fun with the song "That beautiful sound" from beetlejuice

Маугли (1967-1971) 

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A sexy smooth talking grandpa and an exceptionally grumpy flustered grandpa have fun.

art by the always awesome schandbringer

Rank the rise villians from sexiest to least sexy.

Remember that this is completely biased.

Sexiest: Rupert

Just look at this design. This is the horniest design I’ve seen in a cartoon in a long time.

2. Repo

I shouldn’t have to explain this one.

3. Warren 

I’m biased, so sue me.

4.  Baron

He’s got legs and a John Cena voice.

5. Big Mama

Big Mama deserves to be in the Top 5.

6. The Foot

It’s the tight shirts and the voices~

7.  Hypno

He’s cute, he’s beautiful, he’s a big buff magic hippo…But, admit it. The fandom draws him a lot sexier than he actually is. Too much of an adorable goof to make the Top 5. He only gain sexy points if he wears any less than his tuxedo.

8.

I have yet to be impressed by the Crab Men.

9. Mrs. Cuddles

No

10. Albearto

Absolutely Not

Маугли (1967-1971)

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That's make sense! Maybe that's why WD don't has gems with her symbols, like YD's peridots and topazes and BD's aquamarines and lazuli. Because what is the use of blind gems? (My English is so bad, i know,sorry)

WHITE DIAMOND THEORY TIME!!!

Have you noticed how White doesn’t seem to look at Steven or notice that Steven doesn’t LOOK like pink?

I have a theory about that. First, let’s start out with Yellow Diamond.

You remember how the gem destabilizer was based on yellows powers?

The gem scanners from Off Color have a whitish light

What if these too, are based on a Diamonds powers? What if White can’t actually see, only feel the gems around her? What if White Diamond is blind?

That would explain why her puples are white when the other diamond’s are black

And, each pearl resembles her diamond a little, right? WD being blind would also explain why White Pearl is blind in one eye.