…is This Bird Da-ge?

i don’t like making these posts on my main because i get really embarrassed asking but i need help right now. my mother has been in jail for a few months now and left me in charge of my 12 year old brother. 

i’ve recently had to empty my bank account to pay for some bills and it led me to being overdrawn, which is something i can’t afford right now, as the bank is going to continue taking money and i can’t pay it right now.

i need financial assistance, specifically to pay for my anti-depressants, food, and arthritis medication as i don’t have insurance at the moment. if you can spare even 5 dollars or just a reblog i would be so thankful! if you want me to make you a special header or sidebar or gifset in exchange i’m willing to do that too!

here’s my paypal and cashapp and venmo

i also have a ko-fi

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

How am I only just learning this!?

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Favorite character introductions: Nie Mingjue, Nie-zongzhu, titled Chifeng-Zun.

I didn’t add the slow motion, Wei Wuxian did. This is his story, after all.

part 1: Song Lan / part 2: Lan Zhan / part 3: Nie Mingjue

Bonus: Fangirling over Chifeng-Zun (bonus bonus: Lan Wangji is Not Amused)

brow: furrowed

jaw: set

fist: clenched

i am forcibly removed from matchmaking consideration

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”