Life Hack: Romanticize Leaving Your House By Playing The LOTR Soundtrack And Pretending You’re Going

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

“I hadn’t realized I was a villain in your narrative.”

↪ ‘A Court of Wings and Ruin’ by Sarah J Maas

Lan Ghost #1: I knnnew it. I KNEW it. That Lan Wangji was a trouble maker from the start!

Madam Lan: Don’t look at me! He gets it from YOUR side of the family!

Lan Ghost #2: He’s just trying to help his friend! 

Lan Ghost #1: Pffff “friend”.

Lan Ghost #3: If he tries to protect Wei Wuxian, Gusu Lan will be implicated, dishonour will befall the family, traditional values will disintegrate -

Lan Ghost #4: Not to mention Wei Wuxian apparently already HAS a child. 

Lan Ghost #3: My disciples never got into such trouble, they all became wandering healers.

Qingheng-jun: Well, we can’t ALL be wandering healers.

Lan Ghost #1: No, your son just has to fall in love with a NECROMANCER! 

LILO & STITCH (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Ah yes mingjue and the boys™

It’s the squad!

me with any media i enjoy

How am I only just learning this!?

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

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