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Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

Soy schnitzels for my mum, yum!

Going to put all this in its own post too by popular request: here's how you make your own website with no understanding of HTML code at all, no software, no backend, absolutely nothing but a text file and image files! First get website server space of your own, like at NEOCITIES. The free version has enough room to host a whole fan page, your art, a simple comic series, whatever! The link I've provided goes to a silly comic that will tell you how to save the page as an html file and make it into a page for your own site. The bare minimum of all you need to do with it is JUST THIS:

Change the titles, text, and image url's to whatever you want them to be, upload your image files and the html file together to your free website (or the same subfolder in that website), and now you have a webpage with those pictures on it. That's it!!!!! .....But if you want to change some more super basic things about it, here's additional tips from the same terrible little guy:

That last code by itself is: <meta HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH" content="0; url=001.html"> Change "001.html" to wherever you want that link to take people. THIS IS THE REASON WHY when you go to bogleech.com/pokemon/ you are taken instantly to the newest Pokemon review, because the /pokemon/ directory of my website has an "index.html" page with this single line of code. Every pokemon review has its own permanent link, but I change that single line in the index file so it points to the newest page whenever I need it to! While I catered these instructions to updating a webcomic, you can use the same template to make blog type posts, articles or just image galleries. Anything you want! You can delete the navigational links entirely, you can make your site's index.html into a simple list of text links OR fun little image links to your different content, whatever! Your website can be nothing but a big ugly deep fried JPEG of goku with a recipe for potato salad on it, no other content ever, who cares! We did that kind of nonsense all the time in the 1990's and thought it was the pinnacle of comedy!! Maybe it still can be?!?! Or maybe you just want a place to put some artwork and thoughts of yours that doesn't come with the same baggage as big social media? Make a webpage this way and it will look the same in any browser, any operating system for years and years to come, because it's the same kind of basic raw code most of the internet depends upon!

America embodies....

Life,

Liberty,

and the fursuit of happiness

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

I’ve recently become interested in legends of avantrist, but the problem is I work with alligators and am very familiar with them and what they look like so every single Kremy art I see I’m like, “you’re no alligator you fuckin imposter…”

For anyone interested, here’s some miscellaneous alligator facts

Alligators have five toes on their front limbs and four toes on their hind limbs. Only the first three toes on each foot has claws.

Despite common media depictions, alligators are NOT green. They are black, dark grey, dark brown, and in VERY rare occasions, white or yellow, though these ones only survive in captivity. This is actually one of the ways to distinguish them from crocodiles, because crocs are much lighter in color, being a brownish green, tan, or a lighter grey. Alligators also loose their juvenile stripes at around 3-4 years old, while most crocodiles keep them their whole lives.

Alligators have thousands of tiny black dots on their face that kinda resemble a five o’clock shadow. No, it’s not facial hair or blackheads, they’re actually integumentary sensory organs that sense movement in the water around them and make their faces extreamly sensitive to touch.

Alligators do have ears, they’re just a little hard to notice. It’s the slit behind the eye.

Alligators have no sense of personal space. They will crawl all over each other trying to get the best sunning spot. It’s like they see other alligators as big rocks that sometimes move. (At work, we call them cuddle piles)

Despite how similar they look, alligators and crocodiles are not closely related. They diverged from one another around 100 to 90 million years ago during the late Cretaceous period. For reference, the last common ancestor of all big cats lived 10 million years ago.

Alligators have tongues, but they are attached and can’t move like ours.

Mama alligators are very protective of their babies and protect them for a year after they hatch before ditching them.

Alligators grow about 6 inches a year until they reach maturity at 10 to 12 years old. By this point the gator is about 6 feet long and will continue to grow through its entire life, though at a much slower rate.

Alligators are cannibalistic and won’t hesitate to eat a smaller alligator.

How do you tell the difference between a male and female alligator? Just put your finger in its cloaca. If something pokes you, it’s a male.

Alligators and all other crocodilians are more closely related to birds than any other member of the class reptilia. If birds aren’t reptiles, then neither are crocodilians.

I wanna squish him like a bug (affectionate)

I just think they're neat

the Vaporeon was a christmas gift from the other year.