Demonicgirl88 - My World

black hole spotted 🫵

For eel.

God fucking damn

If only I was a great super cool butch lesbian. That would be cool. Too bad I'm not (yet). I would have to get out of bed and put on cool clothes for that.

Dude why the fuck am I seeing so much shit about the country my dad immigrated from

THE TUMBLRS SHALL BE ANGERED BY SUCH FOOLISHNESS

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

HAPPY NEW YEARS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

I'm not autistic

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Incredible!

Doomed

Why the hell would someone not know themself? What kind of moron thinks shit like that?

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead