John And Dirk Would Make The Best Fucking Roommates. Between Dirks Puppet Traps And Johns Love For Pranks

john and dirk would make the best fucking roommates. between dirks puppet traps and johns love for pranks their house/apartment would be more booby trap than free space. john goes to get a glass of water in the middle of the night and gets buried under smuppets. dirk gets home from work one day and opens a (slightly ajar) door only to get soaked with a bucket of water. they get to keep each other on their toes with escalatingly incomprehensible pranks. the decor is a fucking nightmare. johns nic cage posters right next to dirks my little pony ones. fanciful harlequins on the same shelf as fancy santas. a grand piano filled with orange soda. dirk leaves his throwing stars in the fridge and john packs them into his lunch the next day. they sometimes strife together on the roof/in the backyard as a stress reliever. living together keeps their depression in check and as different as they are theyre both "hero types" (as dave puts it), and they keep each other entertained when there's not a world to save. karkat originally thought they might be secret kismesis, but is now 100% convinced theyre moirails.

(one day dave says he wants to come hang out and they frantically try to dismantle as many traps as they can (because they dont want to bring up any bad memories and theyre trying to look like normal/responsible gods of earth c). they get the traps out of the way but dave still has a heart attack when he opens the bathroom to find Niccolò Arroway Sebastian Segel, a kermit doll modded out with spare robot parts, johns fake arms, leaking blood pellets, a cod piece, a fedora, and a pipe. john and dirk had been fighting for months over whether Niccolò should be wearing shades or a beaglepuss until they both forgot he was there. dave goes back to therapy for a while after that.)

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3 months ago

I miss my old lady who'd cram herself in my armpit and stick her feet under my back to warm them up

I Miss My Old Lady Who'd Cram Herself In My Armpit And Stick Her Feet Under My Back To Warm Them Up

I can't remember your smell but I'll love you till I die and your touch will never leave me

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Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
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Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

1 year ago
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2 years ago

I want to say one more thing as a cis person who experimented with labels over the years, questioned my gender, and ended up as cis after all. The trans community did not "indoctrinate" me. I had always been asking these questions, even as a little kid before I knew trans people even existed. Over the years, trans women gave me the courage to explore the femininity I wasted my youth denying, trans men taught me that manhood is what you make of it and that nobody could tell me how to define it, and nonbinary people taught me just how limitless my possibilities were. The only parts of my upbringing that left me "confused" about gender were the conservatives who imposed a vision of gender that my friends and I could not relate to. And when I realized trans identity wasn't something I could claim after all, the community loved me all the same. I am happier, and the world is more beautiful, because of trans people. The human impulse to create and survive isn't going anywhere, and neither are trans people.

5 months ago
Shen Yuan Scowls, Concentrating, And Then Binghe’s Eyes Go Wide As He Stares At Shang Qinghua’s Fellow

Shen Yuan scowls, concentrating, and then Binghe’s eyes go wide as he stares at Shang Qinghua’s fellow transmigrator in disbelief. Binghe then grips the hand holding the Weeper’s Eye with both of his hands, focusing as well.

- pride is not the word I'm looking for by Tossawary on AO3, Chapter 46: Men and Monsters

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo as you may be able to tell, ive kinda been getting into svsss <- person who is absolutely deranged about svsss

this fic ive been reading (listening to. the podfic is really good) "pride is not the word I'm looking for" by @tossawary has it's fucking claws in me. and i have no idea how I will cope when i finish reading it...

Yeah so have this thing

anyhow consider reading this fic. You don't have to read Scum Villan to read this (though maybe do because it adds to the suspense?) But if you want a longfic with beautiful found family, a really well written mystery, shang qinghua accidently collecting way too many childern, and shen qingque being terrifying in an awsome and kinda funny way. Read this.

pride is not the word I'm looking for (408442 words) by Tossawary Chapters: 50/50 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother & Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe & Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Liu Qingge & Shang Qinghua, Shàng Qīnghuá & Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Shang Qinghua & Yue Qingyuan, Shang Qinghua & Everyone, Shang Qinghua & Original Character(s), Undisclosed Relationship(s) Characters: Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother, Luo Binghe, Mobei-jun, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Ensemble, Undisclosed Character(s), Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, It's All Shang Qinghua's Fault, Unfridge the Mom, Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother Lives, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Parental Shang Qinghua, Uncle Shang Qinghua, Shang Qinghua Adopts Luo Binghe, Families of Choice, Family Feels, For Want of a Nail, Universe Alteration, Alternate Character Interpretation, Not Canon Compliant, Self-Indulgent, Worldbuilding, Pre-Canon, Canon Era, Canon-Typical Behavior, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution, Minor Character Death, Explicit Language, Original Shěn Qīngqiū Sympathetic, Angst and fluff and humor, Shang Qinghua Being an Idiot, Shang Qinghua-centric, POV Shang Qinghua, Unreliable Narrator, Author Is Sleep Deprived, My First Work in This Fandom, Spoilers, Long Shot, Slow Build, Slow Burn, Plot, Plot Twists, Character Development, Original Character(s), Friendship/Love, Introspection, Brother-Sister Relationships, Uncle-Nephew Relationship, Mother-Son Relationship, Fight Scenes, Blood and Injury, Near Death Experiences, Shang Qinghua Deserves Love, Luo Binghe Deserves Love, Complete Series: Part 1 of Pride Is Not The Word, Part 1 of Scum Villain Stories Summary: Shang Qinghua goes to take a self-indulgent peek at his baby protagonist son and gets a kick to the shrivelled heart for his troubles. He gave up on changing the story years ago! Yet he finds himself helping his protagonist son's adoptive mother anyway. Just this one change won't matter too much, right? One little change leads to more. Shang Qinghua never meant to care, but he becomes invested in making sure that his new family survives the looming plot. With the changes to the world cascading around him, with his position as a traitor pulling him between his sect and a certain ice demon, and with the protagonist growing up so quickly, how is one displaced author meant to ensure that everything turns out all right? A Pre-Canon to Canon Divergence story.

1 year ago

This is kinda weird, but it icks me out whenever somebody calls me "acearo"

Like it's not enough for me to correct them, and I'm certainly not gonna tell other aspecs what to do, but for some reason aroace is the correct way to order it in my mind.

My guess is that it's because my aro-ness has always been more important to my identity to me? Sex has always been something like "oh yeah that's a thing ig, just not my thing", whereas with romance it's always around me, and I feel the lack of it a lot more strongly. And I also just have odd preferences about the way I list things just in general, but yeah

Is this just a me thing, or do other aroaces have opinions on the way people say their identity?

that makes a lot of sense! i've not heard many (or any?) people say acearo, but for someone who feels a stronger connection to being aro, i get how that feels wrong. i'm sure there are others who feel the same way, feel free to comment/reblog if you do!

3 months ago

Couldn't imagine reblogging

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

What Do You Mean Elon Musk Did A Nazi Salute On Live Tv At The United States Presidential Inauguration

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

2 years ago
Art From Toby Fox And Temmie. Stickers From Fangamer.

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4 months ago
Zosan Fics Be Like (part 2)
Zosan Fics Be Like (part 2)
Zosan Fics Be Like (part 2)
Zosan Fics Be Like (part 2)
Zosan Fics Be Like (part 2)
Zosan Fics Be Like (part 2)

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Elaborated thoughts and fic names under the cut

Cat fic - stay by itsmylifekay

Probably just my favorite cat zoro fic I’ve read, very cute, and as all cat fics do, gives me a heart attack by letting the catified person drink alcohol(never give cats alcohol it is incredibly toxic)

Wado fic - precious thing by hllfire

I love this fic it’s a really cool take on how bonding with the swords works and also how sanji bonding with wado would effect things, I also just love wado being able to communicate and kinda pushing them along

King/god zoro fic

This one isn’t a specific one sadly but I’ve read like 3 of these and can probably track them down again if any of y’all want

Soulmates fic - learning to listen by three_days_late

I’m usually pretty neutral on soulmate fics but I like this one because zoro pretty much immediately fucks himself over with it and they have to pull back from that

Unprompted proposal fic - firestarters by adietxt

This one is short but sweet, zoro starts saying what’s on his mind not realizing he’s literally just proposing out of nowhere

Little sanji fic - to you, formerly me by Trixtree

This one isn’t a zosan fic but I’m including it because I adore it. I see a lot of zosan fics where sanji gets reverted to baby sanji and gets attatched to zoro(which are fine but not my favorite) but never any where adult sanji gets to stay and interact with baby sanji which they go into with this one,, they do some really cool stuff with seeing how it effects both Sanji’s and the crew by extension

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A Collection Of Some Of My Favorite Homestuck Quotes Pt. 3
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A Collection Of Some Of My Favorite Homestuck Quotes Pt. 3
A Collection Of Some Of My Favorite Homestuck Quotes Pt. 3
A Collection Of Some Of My Favorite Homestuck Quotes Pt. 3
A Collection Of Some Of My Favorite Homestuck Quotes Pt. 3
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A Collection Of Some Of My Favorite Homestuck Quotes Pt. 3
A Collection Of Some Of My Favorite Homestuck Quotes Pt. 3
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