They Need A Marriage Counsellor

Goo goobie.

goo goobie

I’m a professional liar.

this is absolutely horrible timing because 2 days ago I was joking with @anonymousgold about making a Genloss x Breaking Bad Better Call Saul crackfic crossover 🥲

I love him so much.

This is one of the best things anyone has ever made.

Oh you wanted Cat!Tim? Well I already finished Simon Fairchild and he looks like the goofiest creature alive

Honestly the idea of this bastard falling off the random buildings and flying into my face is horrifying, you’re never safe around him

Lies. She’s a grade A liar. Guys I have receipts.

R u skibidi

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Whenever Americans talk about Scotland they always talk about Loch Ness and the monster.

Which is a terrible shame because we also have another Loch called Loch Lomond which has an abandoned island called Inchconnachan overrun with wallabies - you know, those tiny kangaroo things. Yeah.

I feel like that's just as interesting.

so here’s a thing that timothy stoker definitely has done.

inspired by this post by @mikasnazz

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But hey, that’s just a statement. A [insert fear] STATEMENT

there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it