My Brain: I Have An Idea

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

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ADHD is chanting “walnuts, walnuts, walnuts, walnuts …” under your breath 300 times, then getting distracted for half a second and forgetting to add the fucking walnuts to the banana bread before putting it in the oven.

Meet Smudge the table cat

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Another reason why porn is bad..

I never liked seeing rape scenes on TV shows. I mean, what’s the point of that except shock factors? Women already know that happens, they experience that everyday, they don’t need to see that on the TV. Especially when it’s graphic. What’s the point? To the story, to the victims, to show someone being brutalized on camera?

Another reason why I don’t like it is because the majority is done and written by men and also because people actually upload the rape scenes to porn websites like XVIDEOS and jerk off to that. Yes, that’s another thing I discovered while doing my study. Men jerk off to women being raped on TV scenes. Let that sink in: Men jerk off to women being raped on TV scenes.