Since I canβt find the original posts (and if anyone can, let me know) Iβll just post this image to show people, who may not know, where all thisΒ βhumans are space orcsβ stuff started.Β
Man human imprinting is crazy. My friendβs roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like itβs just a machine? But itβs a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and itβs just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???
*Me at 13 in the nurseβs office lying helplessly on a sofa, literally whining and crying because it was the worst pain Iβd ever felt in my life and how it was like Iβd been stabbed.*
In fairness to the nurse, she was nice. She called it a βtummy ache.β That is what it was always called when we girls had that situation.
*male administrator approaches me*Β βNow, youβre not on anythingβ¦are you?β
*Me*Β βWHAT? Of course not. Are you mental?β If Iβd rolled my eyes anymore, theyβd have fallen out of my head.
Iβd like to tell you he had the decency to look ashamed of himself but, as best I recall, he did not.Β
Just because someone didnβt say no,
πΈ doesnβt mean they asked for it πΈ
πΈ doesnβt make it consensual πΈ
πΈ doesnβt mean they were comfortable πΈ
Stop spreading victim-blaming mentality. It makes people less likely to reach out for help & less likely to recover.
*human is explaining earth sports*
Human: yeah and we really like to play catch. Itβs almost known as a father-son bonding ritual.
Alien: whatβs catch?
Human: well basically you have two or three players and you have a ball and you throw it around and then the person you throw it to catches it.
Alien: *loses shit*
Human: ????
Alien: YOU HAVE GAMES DEDICATED TO THROWING STUFF? AS CHILDREN??? IT TOOK US NO LESS THAN 5 MELLENIA TO LEARN THROWING TECHNIQUES AND ONLY A FEW OF THE MOST HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUALS CAN EVEN ATTEMPT TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT, AND THEY STILL ARENT GOOD AT IT! THROWING IS SO IMPRACTICAL! WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOUR YOUNG THIS WAY??
Human: *throws empty bottle into trash bin* KOBE!
Alien: *internally* what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
Based off the fact that humans are the only earthlings that can throw with great speed and accuracy (generally) itβs reasonable to also believe that not that many alien races also would be able to do this :)
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Why are they called feminists, when they advocate for equal rights? shouldnβt they be called equalists or smth?